Who Hijacked Our Country

Wednesday, May 09, 2012

Rush Babes for America

Conservative women have had it up to HERE with these relentless attacks on their hero, Rush Limbaugh.  It all began when that birth control-pill-guzzling trollop from Georgetown started saying mean things about Rush.  Since then, armies of Femi-Nazis, aided and abetted by the Liberal Media, have been pummeling this poor man nonstop.

And now — Finally! — decent womenfolk are staging a counterattack against these godless floozies.  There’s a Facebook campaign called Rush Babes for America, and so far it has 22,000 “Likes.”  So there!

22,000 — hmmm, there are probably more people than that who have an elbow fetish and put turnips and mashed potatoes on their pizza.  Anyway:

This Facebook page is “dedicated to the millions of conservative women who know what they believe in: family, American values and not being told by faux feminist groups how to think.”

And that’s not all.  This campaign also includes some tantalizing pictures of Him.  [swoon]  For example, here’s a candid photo of Rush when he’s, uh, between public appearances.  (Betcha didn’t know how much makeup he uses when he’s out in public.)

And — are you ready for this — a naked picture of Rush.

oooooooooohhhh.  Are you tingling yet?  These are just a tiny sampling of the pictures of our Hero.  Well, what are you waiting for?  Go on over to Rush Babes for America, click the Like button and start ogling.



Blogger Lisa said...

Man if I were Rush I would be jealous of Obama because not only does he have the babes dropping to their knees he's got the guys bending over too.

May 9, 2012 at 2:12 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

I tell you what Lisa, as a woman I would drop to mah knees for Obama any day of the week vs Rush. Smart, funny, dorky nerdy dudes turn me the hell on. It's why I married their king. Oh and Tom, I actually made the error of going to those links, you should be ashamed of yourself but I know you won't be :). I might not even get my appetite back by dinnertime because of this. As for those women that think Lush Rimjob is all that and more, well I have nothing to say to them AT ALL, coz there is just no coming back from that level of insanity ever.

May 9, 2012 at 3:09 PM  
Blogger Snave said...

So he's for gay marriage, so what? LOL! I don't get why that is an issue anyway. If seems if two people love each other, then let them get married. I don't actually see it as an issue as much as I see it as a distraction.

Rush Babes For American... heh...

I sometimes wonder how I would look at things if I was single and met someone I really liked but learned she was an arch-conservative tea party type. Would I say "Sorry" and move on? At my age, the answer to that would be a resounding "yes"... because life is just too short. 8-) I'm happily married to a person who is even farther to the left than I am, and wouldn't have it any other way.

May 9, 2012 at 8:23 PM  
Blogger S.W. Anderson said...

Anyone who believes Rush Babes For America is anything but a phony publicity stunt has (as Ann Landers used to say) a clinker in their thinker. But even if it was genuine, you could probably get 22k know-nothings or half-wit resenters to sign a petition on Facebook calling for their own deportation to southern Afghanistan.

May 9, 2012 at 8:33 PM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

Lisa, we all know he's your wet dream. Unfortunately for you, he's way too interested in the Puerto Plata rent boys to ever give your kind a look.

But all is not lost. He'd sure like that you know your way around a stove. I'm sure he'd prefer that you spend your time there, since he knows that biddies like you are way too stupid to be trying to talk politics.

May 10, 2012 at 4:08 AM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

Snave, I did that. Back in 1999, I really was into this gal. Until she started repeating the Dildohead lines of the day.

And she was only half white, which made it even more confusing. We didn't last much longer as a couple. Maybe another couple of weeks.

May 10, 2012 at 4:10 AM  
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May 10, 2012 at 6:25 AM  
Blogger Demeur said...

I'd go there but I ran out of bleach eyewash.

May 10, 2012 at 11:46 AM  
Blogger Jack Jodell said...

Sick, SIck, SICk, SICK MAN!!!

May 10, 2012 at 1:27 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Jess you and all your lefties already do drop to their knees for Obama. The sick part is even guys drop to their knees for this ever evolving superior man who knows how to play his worshipers like a fiddle

May 10, 2012 at 7:31 PM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

BTW Lisa, remember when I told you that you were revealing yourself to be a Rush-peating moron the other day with your Elizabeth Warren BS?

Well.... here's your proof. Maybe you ought to do a little thinking before you hit that "Publish" button.

May 10, 2012 at 10:35 PM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

Jess you and all your lefties already do drop to their knees for Obama. The sick part is even guys drop to their knees for this ever evolving superior man who knows how to play his worshipers like a fiddle

This is called projection, Lisa, and it won't work. Since you post almost verbatim samplings of whatever was on "Hannity" on any given day, we know who is kneeling, and we know who is being played.

May 10, 2012 at 10:37 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

@ Lisa the sick part is....nothing sick about men dropping to their knees for other guys, only for homophobes who think it's all about sex, they could be down there tying shoelaces or something. In fact, you can see it most Sundays in houses of worship when all kinds of people drop to their knees for Jesus. Ah,didn't think about that did ya. You'll make the baby Jesus cry with an attitude like that you know.

May 11, 2012 at 7:57 AM  
Blogger Snave said...

Yes, it is projection.

Thing is, the *right wingers* are the ones who want an ever evolving superior man who knows how to play his worshipers like a fiddle, but because they are ashamed to admit it, they project it onto the other side. All the Republican party can give them is Mitt Romney, and they really wish they had a candidate who was dynamic and able to connect with voters. They don’t, so they have to resort to their propaganda to do the job for them… because their candidates can’t get the job done on their own merits.

The real sickness is in how so many Conservatives apparently like to be punished as much as they like to punish those who disagree with them.

What a painful existence it must be for them. 8-)

May 11, 2012 at 12:20 PM  
Blogger Grung_e_Gene said...

It's very interesting that the among the Upper Echelon of the Right-Wing Heroes are Rush Limpballs and Ted Nugent.

Two avowed Chicken Hawk cowards who used their asses to get out of military service (one because of a cyst and one because he shit himself) and are admitted child-rapists.

Chicken Hawk Child Rapists Ted Nugent and Rush Limpballs, conservative champions.


May 12, 2012 at 1:11 PM  

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