That’s right folks, the playing field has been leveled. You don’t have to be a multi-billionaire robber baron to purchase a politician for your own personal use.
Right now, for as little as $51 on eBay
, you can purchase your very own 3-inches-tall Mitt Romney. You can fit your new Mini-Mitt snugly into your pocket, just as if you were a hedge fund manager or a Koch Brother.
And don’t dismiss the Mini-Mitt just because it’s only three inches tall. Mini-Mitt is so wooden and lifeless, you’d swear it was the real thing.
Or maybe you’d rather purchase a mini- Supreme Court justice. With this new level playing field, you don’t need to be an HMO executive to have the Supreme Court in your pocket.
Act Now. Void where prohibited.
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