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Wednesday, August 22, 2012

God’s Weather Forecast: Fire and Brimstone on Republican National Convention

Pat Robertson hasn’t made a speech yet, but God apparently does NOT want any billionaire oligarchs — i.e. the rich men who can’t get to Heaven, the moneylenders whom Jesus drove from the temple — to gather in Tampa, FL next week.  And He doesn’t want their legions of inbred enablers there either.

The Republican National Convention is being held in Tampa early next week.  And Hurricane Isaac will be arriving in the Tampa area around the same time.

It's an Omen!

Bring on the fire and brimstone.  We’ll see which sinner’s wife gets turned into a pillar of salt.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

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Anonymous Jess said...

Hurricane Isaac coming through and all the gay hotspots getting ready for that "family values" "luggage lifting" they will be doing. I'm guessing no god will not be pleased with all that. Apparently there will be no booze at the convention either. Some are saying, no not because Robme has a ban on booze because of his Bishop status in the church, but because they cannot be trusted to behave like adults. It is going to be good. There is a billboard in Tampa that welcomes the convention to a well run city that has a democratic mayor and city council.

August 22, 2012 at 2:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the 70's when Anita Bryant was fighting a Gay rights bill in Dade County Florida, Hurricane Anita came through and devastated Florida how poetic!

That caused the Weather Service to start giving Hurricanes Male names the next year.


August 22, 2012 at 6:07 PM  
Blogger S.W. Anderson said...

I wish Democrats would have the Goodyear blimp circling the convention site all day, every day. On its reader board: "Why won't Mitt Romney release 10 years of tax records like every other presidential candidate in recent decades, including his own father?"

Regarding the hurricane, if all that wind-driven rain hits all that hot air, anything could happen.

August 23, 2012 at 12:05 AM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

It's rainin' men.

August 23, 2012 at 6:32 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

"Why won't Mitt Romney release 10 years of tax records like every other presidential candidate in recent decades, including his own father?"

They are hidden in Obama's college records

August 23, 2012 at 9:52 AM  
Anonymous Jess said...

This is Randal's fault for giving me the earworm.


August 23, 2012 at 10:12 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jess: I wonder why they chose librul Tampa and not some sterile place like Orlando. Nice billboard.

Erik: Interesting. I couldn't remember when they first started using male names for hurricanes. I do remember Anita Bryant's anti-gay crusade in 1977 or '78. I think that was when Biblehumpers first starting coming out of the shadows and into the spotlight.

SW: I like your Goodyear Blimp idea.

Randal: Thanks for the earworm.

Jess: Cool video, even if the song is an earworm.

August 23, 2012 at 2:28 PM  

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