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Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Republican Party Platform: “We Are All Todd Akin”

The 2012 Republican Party Platform is calling for a Human Life Amendment that would ban ALL abortions.  None of that there whining about “Waaaahhh, I was raped.”  No exceptions.  Period.

These are the same schizoids who were outraged — shocked! — when Senate candidate Todd Akin said all abortions should be banned, with no exception for rape victims.  His immortal words again were:

“If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.”

The facts of life according to Todd Akin:  no orgasm, no stork.

Presumably, most other Republicans have a slightly stronger grasp of how babies are made.  (Or do they?)  But other than that, there’s absolutely NO difference between Todd Akin and the Republican “leadership” that was squirming and gasping with embarrassment over Akin’s “legitimate rape” comment.

All voters need to remember:  Republican equals “if she got pregnant, she done liked it.”

And here’s another even scarier reminder that Republican = Todd Akin.  According to a poll taken yesterday — AFTER Todd Akin’s “legitimate rape” comment was all over the news — Todd Akin is STILL polling ahead of his Democratic opponent, Claire McCaskill.

Again:  AFTER being bombarded 24/7 with Todd Akin saying “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down” — Missouri voters are STILL planning to send this retarded dickwad to the U.S. Senate.

Earth to Missouri:

Hello!?!    Anybody Home?!?!?!?

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Blogger S.W. Anderson said...

Two reasons come to mind, trying to explain Akin keeping his lead among Missouri voters. First, like water seeking its own level, ignoramuses seek ignoramuses to represent them in Congress. Second, a vote for Akin is a vote against Claire McCaskill, who has committed the unforgivable sins of supporting that BLAAAACCCKKK!!! Muslim socialist illegal immigrant who can't even bowl worth a damn in the White House and voting for his communist-medicine program.

It's interesting how the second reason confirms the first.

August 21, 2012 at 6:07 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

speaking of stepping down

August 21, 2012 at 6:53 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Hey maybe he will get a standing ovation on the house floor like Barney Frank did. And maybe if we find out that Wasserman-Schultz is really a man she will get a standing ovation too.

August 21, 2012 at 6:55 PM  
Blogger DPN said...

He also thinks masturbation can make people blind.

August 21, 2012 at 9:42 PM  
Blogger Suzan said...

When I lived in St. Louis long ago, I was known for retorting to their "evident" brilliance with phrases like "So, it's the Show Me How Fricking Dumb I am state?"

No change in decades it seems.

August 21, 2012 at 10:12 PM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

He hasn't really kept his lead. That statement hadn't quite soaked in yet. The Cook Report (a fairly reliably Rushpubliscum-friendly venue) has moved Missouri into the "Likely Democratic" column.

August 22, 2012 at 1:15 AM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

speaking of stepping down

You stupid waste of electrons, what in the F does THAT have to do with one of your wet dreams demanding that you lay back and enjoy it if you're raped?

Jesuski W. Christ. You are the best damned argument for effective birth control that ever hatched.

August 22, 2012 at 1:17 AM  
Anonymous Jess said...

"Hey maybe he will get a standing ovation on the house floor like Barney Frank did. And maybe if we find out that Wasserman-Schultz is really a man she will get a standing ovation too."

Exhibit A for everyone except the one who forgets to stop when the Q tip hits something in her ear.

But but, honestly we are not bigots in any way shape or form. THIS is what republicans and their followers say, like it would be a bad thing if DWS was a transperson.

Ok now I have got that off my chest, this whole Akin thing is a boon for dems. What with trying to enshrine a sperm and egg as a person and making certain "teh gheyz" have no rights it is what they are all about, bless their hearts (southern accent employed to insult better). I know I will surely find my body has some kind of teeth at the cervix or something, amirite, that's what Akin is saying. My reproductive system will bark at mutant spermatozoa trying to get up into the temple of womb, if attacked. I just hope I can get video of that.

August 22, 2012 at 9:19 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

SW: Ignoramuses seeking their own level, that's as good an explanation as any.

DPN: I'm sure he does.

Suzan: I liked the parts of Missouri that I've seen, but I've only passed through. I've heard your description from other people who spent time there.

JR: I like your report better. I hope that's it, that it hasn't sunk in yet.

Jess: Corporations and fertilized eggs are people; real flesh-and-blood already-born people AREN'T people. If the Democrats can't make political hay out of these retarded dunces, they don't deserve to win.

August 22, 2012 at 1:58 PM  
Blogger Vigilante said...

Hey, you know if Ayn Rand were still alive, she'd be achin for Todd Akin. You know she would!

August 23, 2012 at 7:36 PM  

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