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Thursday, August 09, 2012

Joining the Ku Klux Klan: Do YOU Meet Their Rigorous Admission Standards?

Wade Michael Page — the NRA’s poster boy who committed mass murder at the Wisconsin Sikh Temple — once considered joining the KKK.  In 2004 he was fired from his job at a Harley Davidson shop, and he left behind a KKK application form.

Did he have what it takes?

About the only information the KKK requires is your name, address and whether or not you’ve ever been a member of any other “secret” organization.  (The KKK is particularly wary of the Freemasons.)  You also have to disclose whether you’ve ever worked in law enforcement.  And last but not least, you have to affirm that you’re a white Christian.

Some application forms ask:  “Do you believe all men are created equal?”  (psssssstt — the answer is NO).

And that’s about it.  Not a single question about education level, job skills, work history, outside interests, whether or not you have a criminal record…

The application fee is $20.  The application process is mostly a means to raise money, rather than a way to weed out “undesirables” (whatever that would be).  As the linked article says:

“No one knows the overall acceptance rate, but the Klan doesn’t appear to be very selective.”

LOL.  Ya think?

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7 Comments:

Blogger Mr. Charleston said...

I wonder if a photo ID is required?

August 9, 2012 at 4:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amazing,

Most Harley Davidson Stores are like Redneck Central, I have always steered clear of them.

I figure the clan is a step up

Erik

August 9, 2012 at 11:52 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Harley riders ain't no Bloods ,Crypts,MS13 or Latin Kings. Yeah nothing to see here. By the way RIP Robert Byrd

August 10, 2012 at 8:25 AM  
Anonymous Jess said...

Lisa don't you have to save your breath or something, so you can properly blow your plastic date up tonight for the weekend? WTF does any of what you said have anything to do with anything Tom has written here.

Anyhoo, wonder if they would take a half breed, East Indian/ Puerto Rican/ black/ German female in their ranks. Decisions, decisions, to join or not to join for me. Awfully hard, I might need some help. I know, I'll go to stormfront and ask politely how they would feel.

August 10, 2012 at 9:53 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Mr. C: Nah, that's only for voting.

Erik: I hadn't heard that. Lower than the KKK even?

Jess: I regret to inform you, you don't meet the KKK's rigorous admission standards.

August 10, 2012 at 2:30 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

'WTF does any of what you said have anything to do with anything Tom has written here.'

Yeah well Jess, I guess the requirements for some organizations are a little tougher. Some you actually have to kill someone upon initiation. So basically they already know who they are getting.
South Central lately?

August 10, 2012 at 3:51 PM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

Harley riders ain't no Bloods ,Crypts,MS13 or Latin Kings. Yeah nothing to see here. By the way RIP Robert Byrd

You stupid twat. I know your fat dope addict wet dream told you the Byrd story while you were pleasuring yourself with your Trojan Twister while the radio was on, but he forgot to tell you the history behind that story. Or he didn't want to mention it. Like you don't want to know it.

I'm quite sure you'd sign up for the KKK Ladies' Auxiliary, if you knew how to put the letters together that form your nasme. Which is, by the way, spelled B-E-U-L-A-H. Whoever told you to type the keys you put in for it now was funnin' ya, you ignorant as a stump waste of precious resources.

August 12, 2012 at 1:40 AM  

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