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Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Those Who Count Voted for Mitt Romney

Yes, we know, most of the riffraff voted to re-elect Obama so they can keep on getting free stuff.  But among Real Americans — those who amounted to something — Mitt Romney got more votes.

Stuart Stevens, a Romney advisor, pointed out that Romney won the election among every economic group except those despicable lowlifes who earn less than $50,000 a year.

Less than $50,000 a year — eww, peon alert!  Why do they even allow those dirty-hands blue-collar types to vote?!?  Isn’t there some way to keep them out?

No wonder Republicans kept passing all these Voter I.D. laws.  Too bad those commie federal courts kept overturning them.

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Blogger Jerry Critter said...

"No wonder Republicans kept passing all these Voter I.D. laws. Too bad those commie federal courts kept overturning them..

Yea, that damn Constitution keeps getting in the way!

November 28, 2012 at 12:42 PM  
Blogger Life As I Know It Now said...

yup, I'm one of those under 50k underlings who voted for Obama. :)

November 28, 2012 at 7:15 PM  
Blogger jim marquis said...

It's hilarious how these guys just keep digging the hole deeper.

November 28, 2012 at 10:35 PM  
Blogger Mr. Charleston said...

The Romney camp is even more inept than we thought. The obvious solution to him getting elected is to create more people earning more than $50k.

November 29, 2012 at 3:58 AM  
Blogger jadedj said...

Yeah, it's the fault of those commie bastards who wrote the Constitution!

November 29, 2012 at 4:18 AM  
Anonymous Jess said...

Damned minions, all that thinking they count in the rich, white, straight, Christian, southern conservative man's world. How dare they. how very dare they.

November 29, 2012 at 9:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually I've made more then 50K a year, but I had to work 60 hour weeks on California Overtime to do it, and I still voted for Obama!


November 29, 2012 at 12:59 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jerry: If they could, they'd find a way to require a 50K income in order to vote.

Life: Aha, you're just trying to get some of that there free stuff :)

Jim: And I'm happy to see them digging and digging.

Mr. C: Nah, his solution will always be to prevent people from voting if they make less than a certain amount of money.

jadedj: They think the Constitution is sacred, except for the parts of it they don't like.

Jess: Yup, they've got their nerve, trying to elevate themselves to the level of rich white people.

Erik: Sorry, that doesn't count. 50K-plus a year is only valid if it's earned from behind a desk or inside a limousine. And no overtime.

November 29, 2012 at 10:44 PM  
Blogger Demeur said...

So they want to limit voting to old white southern plantation owners er "job creators" right?

November 30, 2012 at 7:33 AM  
Blogger Jerry Critter said...

If they could they would establish a one million dollar income AND property ownership to be eligible to,vote

November 30, 2012 at 9:00 AM  
Blogger S.W. Anderson said...

Like Demeur and Jerry said. I'm sure the Koch bros. are having ALEC work on some kind of net-worth requirement as a homework assignment for their state-legislator underlings.

Re: job creators. Conservatives never mention that actual entrepreneurs are but a very small subset of the wealthy, and even of business people.

November 30, 2012 at 11:23 AM  
Blogger Grung_e_Gene said...

Mr. SS has the Racialmath enshrined in the Constitution which proves Romney actually won.

Obama votes as per the Constitution only count as 3/5ths, or if you want to get technical into the higher maths 4/5ths in lieu of his biracial ancestry.

Thus (4/5)*65,000,000=52,000,000

Far Below the 60,000,000 won by Mitt Romney.

But, when you add in the dollar amount of the Romney voters it gets even worse.

Recall that Obama won 51% of the Vote but 47% of that can be counted as Zeroes! So only 4% of Obama's voters were Makers not Takers.

Thus we see that Romney won the election 47%-4%!

A resounding victory for Conservatism!

November 30, 2012 at 12:16 PM  
Blogger jadedj said...

And a victory for magic pants, Grunge e Gene

November 30, 2012 at 12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Grung_E_Gene said
"Obama votes as per the Constitution only count as 3/5ths, or if you want to get technical into the higher maths 4/5ths in lieu of his biracial ancestry."

You forget according to the slave laws: "One Drop makes you whole"

So it's really back to 3/5th


November 30, 2012 at 4:08 PM  
Blogger Jerry Critter said...

Ya gotta love that republican math!

November 30, 2012 at 9:30 PM  

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