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Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Tea Party News Network: the True Voice of FREEDOM

If Fox News is too liberal for you, and you think the Republican Party has deteriorated into a bunch of moderate squishy RINOs — there’s still a place for YOU.

The Tea Party News Network (TPNN) will tell you everything you need to know.  Contributors include Judson Phillips, founder of Tea Party Nation (designated as a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center).  Judson Phillips has famously pointed out that renters and other lowlifes should NOT be permitted to vote.  Voting is only for property owners, as God intended.

As of this writing, TPNN’s current headlines include:

“Thomas Sowell on the danger of unions” — oooooohhhh!!!!

“No negative Obama stories by MSNBC in final week of campaign.”

And the scariest of all is this dire warning in the upper right corner:

“Obama’s Third Term?  An unstoppable economic force is underway right now that has nothing to do with Obama or his policies…He will be credited for this massive creation of wealth and will use it to push his socialist agenda.”

And right underneath that frightening information, they want you to click on “Learn More Here.”  But I’m, I’m afraid to click on it.  Oh God, what could it be???

Anyway, knock yourself out.  I have this site linked to my blog under “Comedy,” along with Townhall.com and WorldNetDaily.


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13 Comments:

Blogger MRMacrum said...

I guess your sites are good for someone in need of some light reading. But when I need my fix of lunacy, I go to InfoWars and get the straight scoop from Alex.

November 20, 2012 at 2:56 PM  
Blogger jim marquis said...

Yeah, I heard a commercial today on right wing radio about the threat of Obama having a third term. I guess these folks just need a reason to get up and be afraid every morning...

November 20, 2012 at 3:49 PM  
Blogger Mr. Charleston said...

I'll pass on checking it out and take your word for it if you don't mind. I've just finished dinner.

November 20, 2012 at 5:43 PM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

I keep on waiting for all of these socialist policies that will turn us into a big Scandinavia and all I see is the same corporate crap and a distinct lack of cozy cold.

November 21, 2012 at 6:00 AM  
Blogger Life As I Know It Now said...

At least now I will know what the hell that noise is when I hear it, as I'm bound to, around here in Tea Party land :)

November 21, 2012 at 9:25 AM  
Blogger Demeur said...

At some point the right will realize that you can't catch flies with vinegar. And if they don't come to that realization they'll become irrelevant.

November 21, 2012 at 11:37 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

MRM: I think InfoWars was behind the conspiracy theory that Andrew Breitbart was murdered by Obama's secret police, or something. I might have to link to them too, for those times when I need a good laugh.

Jim: You're right, these people wouldn't have any reason to get up in the morning if they couldn't be scared shitless of Obama's latest evil plot.

Mr. C: Good idea. Eating and looking at rightwing nutzoid websites -- the two don't mix.

Randal: Me too. There could be a lot worse things than turning into a big Scandinavia.

Life: Uh oh, those teabaggers can get pretty deafening.

Demeur: I hope they don't come to that realization; they deserve to be irrelevant.

November 21, 2012 at 1:13 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

I hope that this will be just as successful as Glenn Beck's.

Oh I love worldnuts daily. They are certifiably insane over there. I've only been booted from there a couple times, so I keep going back and aggravting them. Joseph Farah looks like he is still in the 70s with that damn porn stache he sports doesn't he?

November 21, 2012 at 9:58 PM  
Blogger S.W. Anderson said...

Just what the country needs — yet another outlet for crackpots feeding raw meat to other crackpots.

I've got a news flash for these fringe crazies. Obama almost certainly wouldn't want a third term if one were possible. He has a family, friends, and a very secure future. Being president — unless you're a dimwitted, perverse ideologue with no genuine interest in governing responsibly — is a very demanding, nerve-wracking job. I'm sure he'll be happy and relieved to hand the responsibility over to someone else when his time is up.

Tom, everyone, have a fine Thanksgiving.

November 22, 2012 at 1:57 AM  
Blogger Grung_e_Gene said...

@ Randall Graves: If we get turned into Big Scandinavia I'm totally going to wear turtlenecks, smoke unfiltered cigarettes and drink black coffee all the time.

Or.

I'm going to drink mead and swing axes into peoples' faces.

November 22, 2012 at 8:08 AM  
Blogger Snave said...

I always thought "T.P." stood for something other than "Tea Party"... but I supposed that if they are a bunch of asswipes, it probably still works.

November 22, 2012 at 3:41 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jess: I didn't know WorldNetDaily had comments. If their commenters are as twisted as Michelle Malkin's commenters, I don't think I'll look.

SW: Yup, yet another outlet for rightwing crackpots. They seem to be coming out of the woodwork. And a Happy Thanksgiving to you too.

Grung: Mead and axes, my kind of Thanksgiving.

Snave: LOL. It could be the Toilet Paper News Network, or Teatards R Us.

November 23, 2012 at 2:38 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

@Tom, no I was emailing Farah himself or a staffer. I keep up with all the nuts over there. I got WND and another place mixed up in my head, which is easy when it's wingnuts you are talking about since they are all so similar.

November 24, 2012 at 10:43 AM  

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