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Thursday, March 21, 2013

The War on Easter

Christmas isn’t the only sacred American tradition that’s under assault from secular progressives.  Just look at this shocking article.

“Spring Egg Hunt.”  “Community Egg Hunt.”  It’s EASTER!!!

Godlessness and political correctness are smothering America and taking Jesus out of our daily lives.

Easter is a uniquely Christian holiday.  There is absolutely no connection between ancient Pagan fertility rites and the Easter Bunny, so get your mind out of the gutter this minute.

It’s just a matter of time before cashiers start saying “Happy Spring Equinox” or “Happy Fertility Ritual Day” instead of “Happy Easter.”



Blogger Jerry Critter said...

I don't think I have had a cashier say "Happy Easter" to me. Oh my god! It is already happening!

March 21, 2013 at 2:52 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

Yeah because really, nothing says my lord and savior died like chocolate crosses or something.

March 21, 2013 at 4:55 PM  
Blogger Life As I Know It Now said...

Isn't stealing holiday celebrations from others a sin?

March 21, 2013 at 8:04 PM  
Blogger jadedj said...

After wading through the insipid pop-up ads, I read the linked article. A lot of hot aired nothing about nothing. Do we not have more serious fucking problems than this kind of bullshit.

March 22, 2013 at 4:07 AM  
Blogger Ken Ayers said...

wouldn't that make Christians sinners?

March 22, 2013 at 4:18 AM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

Unless you get the day off from work, it's not a holiday, Halloween excepted because, you know, SATAN.

March 22, 2013 at 4:39 AM  
Blogger okjimm said...

I am waiting for the War on Thanksgiving. I think the left-overs will be much better than discounted jelly beans. Plus.....they have football games at half-time during a War on Thanksgiving.

March 22, 2013 at 8:44 AM  
Blogger jim marquis said...

If some woman wishes me Happy Fertility Ritual Day I'll have to sue her for sexual aggression. Unless she's hot and then I might have to consider the offer...

March 22, 2013 at 10:05 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jerry: Yes, I'm afraid it's too late. Our Christian Nation has been ruined.

Jess: That's right. When I bite into the hollow head of a chocolate Easter Bunny, I'm overwhelmed with the Love of Jesus.

Life: Nah, it's OK for Christians to do it. It's only a sin when other religions do it.

jadedj: You're right, that Town Hall site has more and slower popups than any other site I can think of. But I still go there sometimes when I need a good laugh.

Ken: They are; they just never admit it.

Randal: Damn right. If you have to work that day, it's not a holiday.

okjimm: No doubt, the War on Thanksgiving and the War on July Fourth are coming soon.

Jim: That's the spirit. She can say Happy Fertility Ritual Day, but only if she's purdy.

March 22, 2013 at 2:49 PM  
Blogger S.W. Anderson said...

Jadedj wrote: "After wading through the insipid pop-up ads, I read the linked article. A lot of hot aired nothing about nothing."

Me too and likewise.

I sense the quiet desperation of some cog in the right-wing noise machinery who was hard up for something to post about, so he resorted to this contrived drivel.

I can't wait until Bill O'Reilly chimes in.

March 22, 2013 at 9:52 PM  
Blogger jadedj said...

S. W. Anderson...we not only share the same thought, but appear to share the same state of insomnia.

March 23, 2013 at 2:26 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

SW: I think O'Reilly has already chimed in on this. If there's an imaginary "war" on a Christian holiday, O'Reilly will be on the bandwagon like stink on shit.

March 23, 2013 at 2:14 PM  

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