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Thursday, February 20, 2014

Mitch McConnell Alienates Dogfighting and Cockfighting Inbreds

The federal farm bill — recently passed by both houses of Congress — has an amendment making it a federal crime to attend a dogfight or cockfight.  Mitch McConnell voted for the farm bill, and this has gotten Kentucky's inbreds all riled up.

Craig Davis, president of the United Gamefowl Breeders Association, said:

“This will destroy Mitch McConnell in Kentucky.  When you make a law like that, you take good taxpaying people and you turn them into criminals overnight.  The grass roots on this are not playing games anymore. They’ve been beaten and battered for 30 years. They’re rural people. They want to be left alone.”

Maybe some of these fighting dogs and roosters would like to be “left alone” too, Asshole.

Craig Davis also answered an unspoken question:  Exactly how many Kentucky voters are the offspring of a sibling or cousin romance?  60,000 according to Davis.  That's how many people Davis says will vote for McConnell's teabagger opponent in the primary.

Davis also wants the Kentucky legislature to pass a law guaranteeing Kentucky residents their God-given right to hold dogfights and cockfights.

Somebody should throw Craig Davis into the middle of one of these dogfights.


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8 Comments:

Blogger Jerry Critter said...

Gamefowl Breeders? I think Mr. Davis has been personally breeding with fowls a little too often.

February 20, 2014 at 5:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First we have Idaho Protecting Bestiality and Now Kentucky wants to protect Animal Fighting? If McConnell is really in trouble with this one (much as I would like to see him replaced, imagine who they would want to replace him with).

Fucked up part of the world

Erik

Yes I said that!

February 21, 2014 at 1:10 AM  
Anonymous Jess said...

When you lose the cock fighting inbreds who do you have left really?

February 21, 2014 at 10:58 AM  
Anonymous COCK A DOODLE DOH! said...

I'd rather be a rooster in Kentucky bound for the ring than a cow bound for McDonalds. Cows FEEL more deeply. Way more. Plus, fighting roosters are spoiled. Dog fighting, another story. Gambling, another story, and we wouldn't have cockfighting if not for gambling. Duh.

Cockfighting is huge in Latin America. Huge huge. It aint going nowhere. In fact... Wake up liberals! Cockfighting is the new thing! Or will be!

February 21, 2014 at 6:00 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

cock a doodle doh. Only cock fight I am personally interested in, is the one between Michael Fassbender and Ian Somerhalder when I am the referee. Sorry for the visual all you guys here but I am not sorry for the players :)

February 22, 2014 at 1:14 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jerry: I can only imagine what goes on when the Gamefowl Breeders Association gets together. Come to think of it, I'd rather not.

Erik: That would be ironic if McConnell got voted out because he wasn't rightwing enough or sicko enough for the dregs of Kentucky.

Jess: All he has left now is the child slave trade lobby, and he won't dare alienate them.

COCK A DOODLE DOH: I wouldn't want to be a McDonald's cow or a Kentucky rooster. Cockfighting may be huge in Latin America (I wouldn't know) but it's on the way out in this country.

Jess: I'm trying not to get a visual.

February 22, 2014 at 1:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That inbred Michael Vick would vote for Davis

February 24, 2014 at 9:26 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Anonymous: I'm sure he would, if he could figure out how to get to the voting booth.

February 25, 2014 at 3:31 PM  

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