47 GOP Senators' Letter to Iran

What if — During the throes of our Iraq invasion, a group of Democratic senators wrote an open letter to the Iraqi people:

“Hey, sorry about our bone-stupid cowboy-wannabe chickenhawk president.  His only reason for invading and desecrating your country is so he can finish what his father started and get back in his mother's good graces.  And feel free to interpret 'good graces' any way you want.  [see Oedipus].  Don't worry, as soon as George Dumbya Bush gets replaced by a new president whose IQ is higher than his shoe size, we'll be outta your country and you can get your lives back.”

The Republican/Conservative reaction would have been ________________________