Mike Huckabee as The Apprentice
On Thursday, July 23, 2015, Monsanto called a meeting of its Harem (formerly known as Congress), whipped out its dick and commanded its prostitutes to suck on it. 275 congressmen quickly fell to their knees and cried out “How hard, Sir?!?” “Shall I spit or swallow, Sir?!?”
Speaking to an audience at the Veterans of Foreign Wars convention in Pittsburgh, President Obama said:
How ironic: there's a gang of rightwing demagogues going around calling themselves The Party of Lincoln. If only these corporate thugs and their useful idiots knew:
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Wait, it's not what you think! I didn't suddenly mutate into a Born Again Klanbagger. But you won't believe the irony here.
And that about covers it. Whatever you think of Lindsey Graham, he nailed it when he told the Washington Post:
We've all suspected this for the past six and a half years, and now it's confirmed: