Man Bites Dog, Then Sues Dog for $1 Million

The exact headline reads “Woman sues owners of dog killed by her pit bulls.”

Emerald White of Texas City, TX, is the owner of four pit bulls.  Her four pit bulls tore through a neighbor's fence and killed his 10-year-old beagle.  And now Emerald White has filed a $1 million lawsuit against the owner of the beagle who was killed by her pit bulls.

I can either stop here, or start regurgitating all the colorful swear words I haven't heard since high school or boot camp...

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