Sotomayor Doesn’t Speak for US

John Cornyn (R—AllHatNoCattle) might not know nothin’ about that there Political Correctness, but he speaks for us. Millions of us old white over-the-hill males are frantically clinging to the America we remember. Or maybe we just imagined it, but who cares?

And us aging has-beens have had it up to here with these damn minorities taking over the government. We’ve already got a nigra in the White House, isn’t that enough? And now they want to put a Meskin woman on the Supreme Court. Thank God for John Cornyn. He said Sotomayor needs to tell us whether she’ll be a Supreme Court Justice “for all of us, or just for some of us.”

Praise The Lord!

She ain't one of us, and that's all there is to it. Think about it. Suppose you’re enjoying your weekly Ku Klux Klan rally, and some lawyer tries to stop you from burning a cross. Even if it’s on your own property! You think this Sotomayor woman is gonna help you? She’s a Meskin. She’d probably be on THEIR side!

Or let’s say you’re networking at the country club, and somebody threatens to sue the club. You’re not being nice enough to the hired help, or you don’t want any Jews on the premises, you know what I’m saying. You think Sotomayor is gonna relate to your situation? She grew up in one of those welfare housing projects. She doesn’t know what it’s like to be a successful white man.

We hope she fails!