Dick and Liz Cheney: the Circle Jerk

Disgraced former Vice President Dick “Meet my new heart, same as the old heart” Cheney and his daughter Liz the Quitter are jerking each other off again.  This time they're doing it in full public view on the pages of the Wall Street Journal.

Dick Cheney had a 9% public approval rating during most of his vice presidency, but that hasn't stopped him from him from spewing shit out of his mouth every chance he gets.  The same chickenhawk who swore up and down that Saddam Hussein had Weapons of Mass Destruction, assured us that a U.S. invasion of Iraq would be a cakewalk and ended up murdering 4,500 American soldiers is once again slamming the president who successfully got us out of Iraq.

The Father-Daughter 69 Team wrote in the Wall Street Journal:

“Rarely has a U.S. president been so wrong about so much at the expense of so many...Iraq is at risk of falling to a radical Islamic terror group and Mr. Obama is talking climate change. …Terrorists take control of more territory and resources than ever before in history, and he goes golfing. He seems blithely unaware, or indifferent to the fact, that a resurgent al Qaeda presents a clear and present danger to the United States of America…Instead, he abandoned Iraq and we are watching American defeat snatched from the jaws of victory...Oh, wait a minute, Liz is finally coming.  First time for everything.” 

Liz Cheney had been campaigning against Wyoming Senator Mike Enzi (i.e. trying to primary him from the right) but she quit her campaign last January for “health” reasons.

WikiLeaks: Terrorism???

Congressman Peter King (R—Tinfoil Hat) has asked Hillary Clinton and Eric Holder to declare WikiLeaks a foreign terrorist organization. This would make the WikiLeaks founder a terrorist ringleader.

Lindsey Graham and Liz Cheney have also jumped on the bandwagon.

Either these “leaders” are too dense to tell the difference between “national security” and just plain embarrassment, or they think the public can’t tell the difference. The Nixon Administration yelped “National Security!” when Daniel Ellsberg embarrassed them with The Pentagon Papers. The more things change…