Microsoft: “Our products bite, but we file a mean lawsuit”

If I owned a business, my top priority would be making a product that somebody somewhere might actually want to buy. But what do I know?

Since everybody hates Microsoft’s products and “services” — would anybody actually choose Windows if it weren’t already pre-installed on billions of computers? — Paul Allen has decided that suing Google, Apple and Facebook (among others) will be more lucrative. Can’t build a better mousetrap, sue the person who can.

And speaking of giant bloated useless has-beens, how about those Democrats. This article sums up their dilemma:

“Forget mosques and immigration and health care reform — they may split the country and bedevil Democrats politically, but it's the economy that's really to blame for all of it. The good news is, there are steps the government can take to improve the situation. The bad news is they're not gonna. And that's why Democrats are suffering.”

Yup, that’s about it.