Mitch McConnell: Spineless Bleeding Heart Godless Liberal

Uh oh — Don’t piss off the teabaggers. Mitch McConnell is sleazy, underhanded and blatantly pro-Big Business, as per the instructions of his corporate donors. But now that McConnell has agreed to a “compromise” with Obama over the debt ceiling, the Right is having a mass pantytwist.

It doesn’t matter that McConnell’s “compromise” basically allows Obama to beg and grovel for permission to raise the debt ceiling incrementally. This will give Republican demagogues numerous opportunities to shriek in unison about “Socialism!” and the “crushing debt” which is all Obama’s fault.

Red State proposed burning McConnell in effigy. The author has since “modified” his wording to “McConnell has just proposed the Pontius Pilate Pass the Buck Act of 2011.”

FreedomWorks sent McConnell’s phone number to every one of its drones, and urged them to “help McConnell find his spine.”

Teatards are a funny species. No matter how far to the right you might be, someone else who’s further to the right will stomp all over you for being a limpwristed flag-burner. Let’s bring on the wedge issues and watch the Republicans tear each other to shreds.