Newest Threat to Marriage: Obamacare

Gay marriage and birth control aren’t the only threats facing the American Family.   Rick Santorum has warned us that the sanctity of marriage is also under attack from:   Obamacare.

I knew it!  What’s this sneaky president of ours gonna come up with next?   He was born in Kenya, he’s a Muslim and he’s channeling his ancestral tribal hatred of white people.  Of course he’s been plotting to undermine the sacred institution of marriage, using the Trojan Horse of “health care reform.”  It’s all so clear now.

Santorum said that Obama’s Affordable Care Act hurts families by discouraging marriage:

“Do you realize that if you are married under Obamacare, you pay a lot more than if you are living together under Obamacare? A lot more.  Thousands of dollars more for the average American family you paid if you are married.”

OK, we’ve been warned.  Thank you Frothy.