Wall Street’s Prostitutes Are Very Well Paid

Very VERY well paid.  Forty-five of Wall Street’s most highly-paid call girls (formerly known as Republican senators) staged their 927th filibuster today.  Acting on direct orders from their Wall Street owners, these forty-five prostitutes blocked Richard Cordray — former Attorney General of Ohio — from being appointed to head the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau.

Believe it or not, there were actually two Republicans who DIDN’T march in lockstep: Olympia Snowe — who voted present — and Scott Brown, who actually voted with the Democrats.

And just how highly paid are these Wall Street hookers (hereafter referred to as the Skanky Forty-Five)?

The 45 members of the Skank Brigade have received over $6.5 million from the financial industry during 2011.  Throughout their entire leg-spreading careers, these same whores have received over $125 million.

Who would’ve guessed being a prostitute could be so lucrative.  Sure it’s a humiliating way to make a living.  Do these people talk about their work day when they get home to their families?  Do their kids ask:  “Daddy, who did you spread your legs for today?”  “Daddy, you’re walking so slow, and you’re walking in that funny wide stance again.  What happened?”

These people must have ZERO sense of pride or self-worth.  But the pay is fantastic.