U.S. Chamber of Commerce: Taking Bribes from Iran, al Qaeda and North Korea

Nah. Probably not.

But the accusations and rumors are flying, and it couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of assholes. If these slippery money-launderers are going to throw hundreds of millions of dollars into political races, without telling anyone where this money came from, people will assume the worst. Assume away! Disclose where the money came from or the rumors will keep flying.

Whatever anyone thinks about political bribery, er, “campaign contributions,” most Americans want to know who is doing the bribing. Whatever your political viewpoint, if your favorite candidate is being attacked with a multi-million dollar ad campaign, you’re gonna be thinking “Who the fuck is behind this?!?!?!?!”

If the U.S. Chamber of Commerce gets tired of accusations and rumors about where their funding is coming from, there’s a simple solution right at their fingertips:

Tell us where you got the money, Asshole!

Maybe someday, the U.S. Chamber of Commerce — and their cowering anonymous donors — will decide to man up and come crawling out from under their rock. Until then:

Here is an exclusive report listing just a few of the hideous organizations that are donating money to the U.S. Chamber of Commerce —

NAMBLA, American Nazi Party, the Army of God…

Pass it on.