Emergency in Wisconsin!

This is urgent! Some Wisconsin Republicans might be recalled this summer, so they need to hurry up and carry out their puppetmasters’ commands NOW. So many unions to castrate, voters to disenfranchise, industries to deregulate, so many voting districts to gerrymander — so little time.

They need to cram several years’ worth of legislation into these next few weeks. Their careers might soon be derailed by the upcoming recall elections, which of course were instigated by George Soros and his socialist union thugs.

State Rep. Gary Tauchen (R—Kochsucker) said:

“Everything's been accelerated. We've got a lot of big bills we're trying to get done.”

Because of the dire emergency involved, they don’t have time for the usual niceties like public comment periods and the proper vetting of proposed legislation. The head of the nonpartisan Government Accountability Board said:

“There has been no time for the careful evaluation and vetting needed to ensure the best options for voters and election officials is enacted.”

Since they’re working at such a fast and furious pace, let’s hope these Republicans receive a well-earned permanent vacation later this year.