When they came for Staten Island, I did nothing. Then when they came for me…

In a world full of tinfoil hats and wacky urban legends, this one stands out.

Hordes of Mexican police officers are on their way to Staten Island, to protect Mexican nationals living there. Here’s a link to the original article. It’s from AmericanFreePress.net — “America’s last real newspaper.” ooookay.

We already know that Denver’s bike-share program is an international plot to turn Denver into a nest of swarthy globalists. And the bumper sticker that says “Co-Exist” is a clever scheme by Muslim terrorists to destroy America from within.

And now Staten Island is about to be conquered by Mexico. We live in interesting times.

Newest Code Word for Leftwing America-Haters: “CO-EXIST"

Oh, those anti-American terrorist-appeasers are a clever lot. Those pussies don’t have the balls to come out and say they hate America and everything she stands for. No, they have to hide behind a bunch of innocent-sounding code words while they quietly destroy America from within.

Their newest evil scheme: a bumper sticker that spells out the word Coexist. Yes, you noticed it too — the word isn’t spelled out in letters; it’s spelled with a bunch of Pagan new age symbols of OTHER religions!

On no you don’t, you globalist commie one-world bastards!

Fortunately, a Florida teabagger has warned Americans of the dangers of this seemingly innocent bumper sticker. Allen West, running for Congress in Florida’s 22nd District, said:

“As I was driving up here today, I saw that bumper sticker that absolutely incenses me. It’s not the Obama bumper sticker. But it’s the bumper sticker that says, ‘Co-exist.’ And it has all the little religious symbols on it. And the reason why I get upset, and every time I see one of those bumper stickers, I look at the person inside that is driving. Because that person represents something that would give away our country. Would give away who we are, our rights and freedoms and liberties because they are afraid to stand up and confront that which is the antithesis, anathema of who we are. The liberties that we want to enjoy.”

Them swarthy furrin son-of-a-bitches! Run ‘em off the road!

And that’s not all. Allen West also warned us that Islam is “a very vile and very vicious enemy that we have allowed to come in this country because we ride around with bumper stickers that say co-exist.”

And:

“We already have a 5th column that is already infiltrating into our colleges, into our universities, into our high schools, into our religious aspect, our cultural aspect, our financial, our political systems in this country. And that enemy represents something called Islam and Islam is a totalitarian theocratic political ideology, it is not a religion. It has not been a religion since 622 AD, and we need to have individuals that stand up and say that.”

Ah, the old Fifth Column. Be Very Afraid.