Coddling Criminals

Don’t you just hate it when some guilty lowlife bastard tries to go free on a technicality? A person commits a serious crime and then pores over the law books with a magnifying glass, looking for a way to squirm out of the consequences.

I don’t usually agree with Conservatives, but when it comes to punishing criminals (real criminals), justice needs to be done. I don’t believe in any laws against victimless “crimes,” but when there’s a victim, there’s a price to be paid.

Here’s the latest example of a slippery little pukebag trying to manipulate our legal system. This son of a bitch jeopardized our national security and put someone’s life in danger. Hey Scumbag, you’re gonna love prison. Bitch! In the words of Jack Nicholson in Anger Management, “you’ll be passed around from cell to cell like a peace pipe.”

This traitor doesn’t even seem to be denying anything. He’s pretty much just saying “I did it on a Thursday and it was raining and I was wearing a blue shirt. Neener neener neener.”

I sure hope some bleeding-heart soft-headed judge doesn’t dismiss the charges against this pervert. Conservatives must be just furious about this whole thing.