How to Make Lot$ of Money
What do you think is the best way to make lot$ and lot$ of money? The stock market? Real estate? Clawing your way up the corporate ladder? Building a better mousetrap?
::Smirk:: Come on, get with it. The most lucrative money-making scheme — by far — is to:
Purchasing a Congressman (or several) is so far out in front of every other moneymaking scheme, it doesn’t even matter what’s in second place. There’s gold in them thar
Here’s just one example: several years ago, a coalition of sixty corporations — including Pfizer and Hewlitt-Packard — spent $1.6 million in lobbying fees. This
Presto! These companies have (so far) saved $100 billion in taxes. Whew! Talk about a return on your investment — can anyone top that??
Of course this doesn’t help the Horatio Alger type who’s starting off on a shoestring, but hey, that’s sooo last century. This new economy is for people who already have money. If you have a few million to throw around, you’ll get a killer tax cut. And as you can see, the investment opportunities are endless.
A lobbying group — The Carmen Group Inc. — collected $11 million in fees in 2004. And the firm delivered $1.2 billion in assistance to its clients.
So there you have just two examples of this incredible investment opportunity. Go for it! And no sniveling from any bleeding heart socialists. This is the Land of Opportunity. IF you’re already rich.