Dick Cheney Shoots Bush, Rumsfeld; Sets Fire to White House; Then Kills Himself
Happy April Fools Day!
Happy April Fools Day!
posted by Tom Harper @ 11:46 AM
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Wacky but True Quotations:
“The best thing about the Earth is if you poke holes in it oil and gas come out.”
“There is reportedly $1 trillion in oil off the coast of California. But liberal hatred of science and human progress keeps them bankrupt.”
Rep. Steve Stockman (R-Texas)
10 Comments:
LOL! Happy April Fools to you too. Thanks for commenting on the DSG. I'm going to link you up.
John P.: Thanks. I'll add DSG to my links.
damn, i wish!
I just figured out that today's April fools wow. COuldn't figure out why all the stories were strange.
Anonymous: Didn't mean to get your hopes up :)
John Smith: That happened to me too today. I'm on the e-mail list of this fitness guru (Matt Furey), and his e-mail today was totally over the top. He was talking about hanging out with Paris Hilton and John Travolta, wrestling alligators, and killing poisonous snakes by flexing his muscles when they bit him so the poison would be deflected back into the snake. And the whole time I was reading it, I was just "God Damn! Unreal!" And then at the end of the e-mail he said "April Fool!" I was had.
DAMMIT! It'd be so nice if it were true.
Well, we can dream, anyway!
Benjamin Solah, Kimananda: Yup, wouldn't it be nice. We can dream.
The idea of the President, a human,being dead, and the White House, which is the house of the people of the United States of America being burned to the ground seems funny to you?
Or,"so nice if it were true".
That's really f-ed up.
Jenn: Let me get this straight now. Your blog is titled "Say No to Politically Correct Bullshit," and now suddenly you're going all politally correct? The headline was a joke, you know, April Fools' Day. Lighten up!
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