The Truth About 9/11
Thank God for ABC. They’ve finally broken away from those other liberal TV networks; they’ve dared to tell us The Truth About 9/11. For five years the leftwing media has kept Americans in the dark. But now we know:
The tragedy of September 11th was BILL CLINTON’S FAULT!!!
Clinton had dozens — hundreds — of chances to kill Osama bin Laden, but he just couldn’t be bothered. He was too busy cavorting with Monica Lewinsky, practicing witchcraft and plotting the murder of Vince Foster.
He gave away massive welfare payments to unwed mothers and crack whores. Sapped of our moral fiber and Puritan Work Ethic, our once-great nation was no longer able to defend itself. Damn You Bill Clinton!
Maybe ABC will start broadcasting more inside information like this.
Jerry Falwell has a documentary proving that crime and poverty are caused by Americans who don’t go to church. The pharmaceutical industry has a special report showing the hazards of using natural healing methods and herbal supplements.
These stories have been suppressed for years by the liberal media. ABC — we need you.