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Monday, March 01, 2010

Beware: The Onslaught of the New Apostolic Reformation

This article describes them as “the largest religious movement you’ve never heard of.”

Just what we need, another gang of inbred snake-handling psychos, oozing their way into our communities, school districts and local governments. This illustrious group — among other claims to fame — has geographic maps of where demons reside.

If you ever saw the movie Frailty, that last sentence probably has an eerie creepy sense of familiarity. And you thought it was just a movie. BWAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA.

Sarah Palin is part of this group (nothing like spelling out the obvious). Among other stunts, these misfits held a “prayer meeting” to put a hex on health care reform. Oh well, go ahead and laugh — it worked.

This group has a worldwide reach. They played a large role in shaping Uganda’s proposed “Death to Homosexuals!” law. And they act locally, oozing and seeping into all branches of the federal government, the military, state governments, city councils…

They’ve got you covered.

According to the article, the New Apostolic Reformation has videos which “demonstrate the taking control of communities and nations through large networks of 'prayer warriors' whose spiritual warfare is used to expel and destroy the demons that cause societal ills. Once the territorial demons, witches, and generational curses are removed, the 'born-again' Christians in the videos take control of society.”

Betcha can’t wait.

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Anonymous S.W. Anderson said...

Sounds like the plot of a very bad 1980s made-for-TV movie, doesn't it?

". . . 'prayer warriors' whose spiritual warfare is used to expel and destroy the demons that cause societal ills."

Obviously, these spiritual warriors are shooting blanks. Conservative Republicans are still alive, well and doing their damnedest. So much for destroying demons that cause societal ills, like Sen. Bunning, for one timely example.

March 1, 2010 at 7:39 PM  
Blogger Holte Ender said...

Just when think it was safe to go outside another pack of religious rats raises it's ugly head. They are like the mrsa hospital virus the stuff that's supposed to kill them, makes them stronger. I suppose this mob is armed to the teeth as well.

March 1, 2010 at 7:44 PM  
Anonymous Carlos said...

Wow. That's pretty fucking scary. Any organization whose leaders refer to themselves as apostles, needs very, very close watching.

March 2, 2010 at 2:38 AM  
Blogger Lew Scannon said...

Sounds like another hate group operating under the guise of religion.

March 2, 2010 at 2:57 AM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

Fine. When YOU get bit by snakes, don't come crying to me.

March 2, 2010 at 8:10 AM  
Anonymous Jess said...

Whenever I read about these "God soldiers" I keep seeing a crazy lady video a while ago. I cannot remember the conversation I was having, but this is the video someone gave me when I explained "crazy religion lady" Healthcare reform is something that Jesus guy would not take kindly to. I'll bet if he were here he would be kicking some fundy ass right about now.

March 2, 2010 at 8:56 AM  
Anonymous kate said...

religious fanatics are this worlds biggest danger. they are very cunning and for the unsuspecting, difficult to detect. once they worm their way in, they are almost impossible to get rid of.

March 2, 2010 at 9:04 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

SW: If that voodoo stuff actually works, then it's time to fight fire with fire and start zapping some of the worst Republicans, like Bunning. But alas, it's probably no more valid than those bad TV movies.

Holte: Nope, sorry, it still isn't safe to go outside. I like your MRSA comparison.

Carlos: Yup, those "apostles" need to be watched very closely.

Lew: Just what we need, another hate group hiding behind the Bible.

Randal: They only bite witches.

Jess: Jeez, what a video. I don't know which category that falls under, ROTFLMAO or "gag me with a spoon!" Or both. She makes the people from Jesus Camp look normal; and I didn't think that was possible.

Kate: Excellent description.

March 2, 2010 at 11:29 AM  
Blogger TomCat said...

Never consider any sin too evil for the American Taliban.

March 2, 2010 at 1:25 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

TomCat: That's for sure. I never put anything past them.

March 2, 2010 at 3:25 PM  
Blogger Beekeepers Apprentice said...

Ditto what Kate said.

You know, I can't even keep up with the crazies anymore. I really can't.

March 2, 2010 at 4:09 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Bee: It's impossible to keep up. It's like trying to count prairie dogs; everywhere you look, five more heads pop up.

March 2, 2010 at 4:16 PM  

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