The Horrible Ugly Truth About Obamacare
It turns out the hysterical Talibangelical wing of the GOP was right. Obamacare really is a sinister two-pronged approach to destroying the American Family.
Step One — Socialized Medicine will destroy the work ethic and sap the moral fiber of this great nation. A Real American will get out there and get a job so he can pay for his own health care. Lord have mercy on any family whose breadwinner just lies around all day taking drugs and letting the government provide health care for them.
Step Two — Obamacare will provide free birth control and free abortion on demand. The Morning After Pill will be displayed among the impulse items at every supermarket checkout line, right there where the children can see it.
There will be abortion clinics on every block. And they won’t be just for the first trimester. Or the second trimester. As any devoted Biblehump will tell you, there are legions of indecent women — on welfare — who are so busy shooting LSD and worshiping Satan, they keep forgetting to have that abortion. But now she can be eight and a half months pregnant and just walk into any one of these 24/7 abortion clinics, have that screaming fetus yanked out, and she can still be on time for the next rave.
Obamacare also includes: an unlimited supply of Viagra for child molesters.
And again — everything mentioned above will be FREE. Hardworking taxpayers will be working their asses off so that millions of decadent liberals can lie around all day getting stoned, using that free health care and getting abortions whenever they damn well feel like it.