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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

The Horrible Ugly Truth About Obamacare

It turns out the hysterical Talibangelical wing of the GOP was right. Obamacare really is a sinister two-pronged approach to destroying the American Family.

Step One — Socialized Medicine will destroy the work ethic and sap the moral fiber of this great nation. A Real American will get out there and get a job so he can pay for his own health care. Lord have mercy on any family whose breadwinner just lies around all day taking drugs and letting the government provide health care for them.

Step Two — Obamacare will provide free birth control and free abortion on demand. The Morning After Pill will be displayed among the impulse items at every supermarket checkout line, right there where the children can see it.

There will be abortion clinics on every block. And they won’t be just for the first trimester. Or the second trimester. As any devoted Biblehump will tell you, there are legions of indecent women — on welfare — who are so busy shooting LSD and worshiping Satan, they keep forgetting to have that abortion. But now she can be eight and a half months pregnant and just walk into any one of these 24/7 abortion clinics, have that screaming fetus yanked out, and she can still be on time for the next rave.

Obamacare also includes: an unlimited supply of Viagra for child molesters.

And again — everything mentioned above will be FREE. Hardworking taxpayers will be working their asses off so that millions of decadent liberals can lie around all day getting stoned, using that free health care and getting abortions whenever they damn well feel like it.



Anonymous S.W. Anderson said...

You do realize that a newcomer to your blog will read this and think you're a blithering tea bagger idiot, don't you? Well, unless the newcomer is a blithering tea bagger idiot. :)

July 14, 2010 at 11:44 PM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

FINALLY, something's going to go my way! AT LAST!

July 15, 2010 at 12:31 AM  
Anonymous kate said...

Now just wait a dog gone minute. Are you telling me, people without health care are now going to get health care? All those folks who CLAIM they can't afford to purchase their own health care insurance are now going to be able to see a physician anyway? Are you actually saying those same people will have available to them preventative health care? I don't know what the world is coming to, when even the poor can get medical care...what next?

July 15, 2010 at 4:15 AM  
Blogger jadedj said...

You blithering tea bagger idiot.

July 15, 2010 at 5:59 AM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

I want to know when Hussein's mad scientists are going to permit us men to get pregnant so we can experience the joy of abortions, too! It's not fair!

July 15, 2010 at 7:26 AM  
Blogger Demeur said...

You realize that you've just described what the republicans do only they can afford better drugs.
It's so hard yelling NO all day I guess.

July 15, 2010 at 8:52 AM  
Anonymous Tim said...

I want Cheney's Doctors, that way I too can live forever....
Second thought......never mind..

July 15, 2010 at 11:17 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

SW: That happens to be quite often, at this blog and with comments I leave at other blogs -- people think I'm the redneck teabagger I'm imitating. Always keep 'em guessing :)

JR: Yup, it's gonna be great.

Kate: Yes, it's awful. That socialist nightmare is upon us.

jadedj: Aww, shucks.

Randal: May that glorious day arrive soon.

Demeur: That's right, it's the quality of the drugs that makes the difference.

Tim: Careful what you wish for.

July 15, 2010 at 2:44 PM  
Blogger TomCat said...

Tom, have you been into the GOP's Kool-Aid again? Ya gotta stop drinking that stuff, man!! ;-)

July 16, 2010 at 9:49 AM  

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