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Monday, July 19, 2010

In Defense of the Sanctity of Marriage

Good news for all Godfearing Christians who understand that marriage is sacred. California voters have started bringing America home to Jesus, by preventing those icky homosexuals from getting [eww, gross!] married. But that was just the beginning.

California voters are getting ready to take it to the next level. And don’t forget, most nationwide trends started in California.

Since marriages are made in Heaven, then divorce, obviously, is a slap across God’s face. God is getting sick and tired of having His face slapped, and He has instructed His children in California to sign a petition.

John Marcotte, a married father of two, has until Spring of 2012 to collect the 700,000 signatures he’ll need to get his California Marriage Protection Act onto the June 2012 ballot. He said:

“Don't stop gay people from getting married; stop straight people from getting divorced! It's a much more direct way of achieving the goal of Prop. 8.”

Hallelujah! No more divorce. Isn’t that great??? God is smiling, and the people who bankrolled Proposition 8 are dancing in the streets and jumping with joy.

Aren’t they???

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I almost hopes it passes as it would finally put the whole church and state thing in the hands of the courts back them into a corner and force them to make some tough decisions the Churches are not going to like. Imagine the States controlling who can marry and divorce.

I'd vote for it just to see that happen.


July 19, 2010 at 5:01 PM  
Blogger J. Marquis said...

I don't think this one will get much support.

July 19, 2010 at 5:19 PM  
Anonymous Tim said...

Are they crazy? can you imagine what the murder rate would be.......

July 19, 2010 at 5:33 PM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

Oh great, now all those divorce lawyers, in lieu of starving on the streets, will have to help defend corporations from lezfolk and homersexual lawsuits and there just isn't enough work to go around as it is. Save us invisible hand, save us!

July 20, 2010 at 7:20 AM  
Anonymous Jess said...

@Tim LOL. I know there are times I test my poor hubby's patience and the man is as patient as all get out. That being said, I hope I am asked to sign one, I will have to come up with something witty to brutally rebuff them.

July 20, 2010 at 7:46 AM  
Anonymous kate said...

Is it even possible to find 700,000 Californians who haven't been divorced? I seriously doubt it. It would look pretty ridiculous if half of the signatures on the petition were divorced people.

July 20, 2010 at 9:57 AM  
Blogger TomCat said...

If it passes, adultery will become the most popular form of californication!!

July 20, 2010 at 10:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


As long as they repent. It's OK


July 20, 2010 at 10:54 AM  
Anonymous Jess said...

This guy is doing this to show how insane the against marriage people are. Here is his website, after going through some of my, shhh homosechsual agenda websites, to learn my agenda item for the day. I may have to rethink the witty retort and go ahead and sign it. It is like performance art, to show how stupid the people are on the other side of the argument and how easy it is, for any one of us with enough signatures to get crap on the ballot here in CA. I'm in.

July 20, 2010 at 11:35 AM  
Blogger Lew Scannon said...

If this were to pass antionwide, both Rush Limbaugh and Newt Gingrich would be stuck with their current trophy wives waaaaay past their expiration date.

July 20, 2010 at 7:07 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Thanks for your comments everybody. I'm sure this initiative doesn't stand a chance. But if it gets on the ballot, the anti-gay crowd will be in an awkward position (as Jess points out).

July 20, 2010 at 7:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "sanctity?" of marriage. more sanctimonious than most "non-sanctioned?" relationships...what can i say about the sanctuary? of reason, thought and consideration; too many opine w/o any ideas. It's to hope that rational thought may prevail; history offers little hope of that...too many people choose an identity,whether social, political or personal...incapable of creating much in or around themselves. anger is a motive i understand...but unrequited belief? leaves nothing to discuss! nothing more to say. to do?

January 25, 2011 at 10:37 AM  

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