Who Hijacked Our Country

Friday, October 29, 2010

Teabaggers: Send Money NOW to JoinTheTeaParty.us

This country is on a downward spiral because millions of gullible dunces have been conned by Wall Street lobbyists and rightwing demagogues into voting against their own interests.

But there’s an occasional silver lining; or funny lining in this case. JoinTheTeaParty.us collected almost half a million dollars in donations from gullible teabirthers. And what did this organization do with the money?

Nothing. Not one cent went to any rightwing causes or candidates.

The domain is owned by Todd Cefaratti. An unscrupulous businessman and thousands of dimwitted teajobs just waiting to be exploited — a match made in Heaven.

And speaking of gullible teawipes and the millionaires who manipulate them: There’s a new Death Panel in town. Obamacare isn’t the only Socialist Fascist government program that wants to kill your grandmother. The Estate Tax — why do you think they call it the Death Tax?!?!?! — is just about to cause a wave of suicides across the country.

If the Bush tax cuts for millionaires don’t get extended by Congress before the end of the year, thousands of hardworking productive Americans will voluntarily discontinue their medical care and allow themselves to DIE — rather than let some jackbooted socialist bureaucrat take over the family business and redistribute their hard-earned savings to a bunch of potsmoking deadbeats.

This dire warning comes from Congresswoman Cynthia Lummis (R—Tinfoil Hat). She says if the Estate Tax goes back up, some of her constituents will discontinue their dialysis treatments and go gently into the night.

She wasn’t able to name any of these mystery constituents. She said:

“If you have spent your whole life building a ranch, and you wanted to pass your estate on to your children, and you were 88-years-old and on dialysis, and the only thing that was keeping you alive was that dialysis, you might make that same decision.”

R.I.P.


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9 Comments:

Anonymous S.W. Anderson said...

Your first paragraph nails it. That story about the con man is priceless.

How ironic that this guy feels no need to remain anonymous. Even more ironic is that his site states something you'd think would send tea party types packing: ". . . social welfare organization dedicated to furthering the common good and general welfare."

Fact is eclipsing what SNL can come up with.

October 30, 2010 at 1:49 AM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

Any way we can extend this DEATH PANEL GO GENTLY INTO THAT GOODNIGHT TAX to encircle the elected officials currently scratching each others' backs in DC? I think the expensive price of all those funerals would be worth it.

October 30, 2010 at 8:12 AM  
Blogger J. Marquis said...

If anybody is that obsessed with money, I say sayonara and thanks for leaving room for the rest of us.

October 30, 2010 at 8:35 AM  
Anonymous Tim said...

I love the Con Man part too.

Secretly I wish I thought of it..

I may have mentioned next spring I'm trying to have a power chair race on a local track. I'm calling it the Blue hair 500. Maybe like the con man I can make a buck or three off it..

October 30, 2010 at 12:47 PM  
Blogger Dave Dubya said...

Parting with their money probably swelled the Teabrains with pride, knowing it made them special patriots, striking a blow against Marxism for Freedom Inc.

They got their money's worth.

Besides, the guy was only doing a small time version of the Palin Scam.

October 30, 2010 at 4:59 PM  
Blogger Snave said...

They not only want peoples's votes, they want their money.

Thus these "tea party" organizers and leaders seem to be no better than any other politicians.

So how do those who now hate all politicians and feed off the "tea party" line digest this, or do they still have enough mental capacity left to digest it?

October 31, 2010 at 12:18 AM  
Blogger Beekeepers Apprentice said...

I have to say, my evil twin just LOVES that some of the tinfoil brigade got themselves scammed :)

And as for the rich old farts offing themselves...I doubt it. I wouldn't be torn up if it happens, but I doubt it.

October 31, 2010 at 5:21 AM  
Blogger Demeur said...

Now there's a laugh. They'd have us believe these people don't know how to set up a living trust avoiding all the taxes.

As for the con man - What no honor among thieves?

October 31, 2010 at 9:31 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

SW: You're right, SNL couldn't make up any skits that are as absurd as some of these actual news stories.

Randal: Damn right, send those mutual back-scratchers gently into the night.

J: My sentiments exactly.

Tim: LOL, I wish I'd thought of it too. So many gullible teabaggers to make money off of, so little time.

Dave: True, those teabaggers probably all got a warm fuzzy feeling inside from donating to a teabagger scam, no matter what actually happened to the money. And yes, Todd Cefaratti is no Sarah Palin.

Snave: Your last sentence nails it. Teabaggers have no capacity for comprehending or digesting anything. Their irony meter is kaput.

Bee: My evil twin loves it too.

Demeur: Nope, no honor among thieves or teabaggers.

October 31, 2010 at 3:09 PM  

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