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This country is on a downward spiral because millions of gullible dunces have been conned by Wall Street lobbyists and rightwing demagogues into voting against their own interests.

But there’s an occasional silver lining; or funny lining in this case. JoinTheTeaParty.us collected almost half a million dollars in donations from gullible teabirthers. And what did this organization do with the money?

Nothing. Not one cent went to any rightwing causes or candidates.

The domain is owned by Todd Cefaratti. An unscrupulous businessman and thousands of dimwitted teajobs just waiting to be exploited — a match made in Heaven.

And speaking of gullible teawipes and the millionaires who manipulate them: There’s a new Death Panel in town. Obamacare isn’t the only Socialist Fascist government program that wants to kill your grandmother. The Estate Tax — why do you think they call it the Death Tax?!?!?! — is just about to cause a wave of suicides across the country.

If the Bush tax cuts for millionaires don’t get extended by Congress before the end of the year, thousands of hardworking productive Americans will voluntarily discontinue their medical care and allow themselves to DIE — rather than let some jackbooted socialist bureaucrat take over the family business and redistribute their hard-earned savings to a bunch of potsmoking deadbeats.

This dire warning comes from Congresswoman Cynthia Lummis (R—Tinfoil Hat). She says if the Estate Tax goes back up, some of her constituents will discontinue their dialysis treatments and go gently into the night.

She wasn’t able to name any of these mystery constituents. She said:

“If you have spent your whole life building a ranch, and you wanted to pass your estate on to your children, and you were 88-years-old and on dialysis, and the only thing that was keeping you alive was that dialysis, you might make that same decision.”

R.I.P.