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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Michele Bachmann: “My Headaches Are Much Better Now, Thanks to Socialized Medicine”

“I can think coherently, concentrate, focus — I’ve got it all. And I’m not hearing those voices any more. I mean, God still talks to me and tells me what to do, but other than that…”

And she’s as brave and unflappable as ever. When somebody dared her to poke herself in the eye, she said “Oh Yeah?!?!?!? Think I won’t?!?”

Michele Bachmann also contributed her expertise on the overlapping issues of agriculture and government subsidies: “What, you mean, somebody can be a Negro AND a farmer???”

And finally: Rick Perry is brushing up on his foreign policy expertise. He’s being schooled by Douglas Feith, one of Dumbya’s former henchmen. One of the architects of Iraqmire is going to be teaching foreign policy to Rick Perry.

What’s next — spelling lessons from Dan Quayle?


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11 Comments:

Blogger J. Marquis said...

Bachmann-Perry in 2012... the Twilight Zone ticket!!

July 20, 2011 at 5:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That Settlement took over a dozen years to settle. Part of it a significant amount of stalling by Republican administrations - approval by Clinton and then more stalling by HW Bush even when the Courts agreed with the farmers.

If that is a reparation then so is the 14th Amendment, but then what else could I expect from the Dixiecrat embracing Republicans.

Hopefully that Statements will bite her in the ass and I hope the black teaparty member is listening. A example of things yet to come.

Erik

July 20, 2011 at 9:04 PM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

I think that what a lot of people do not understand is the mentality that people like Michele and Mama Grifter have.

They believe themselves "special," anointed by some Deity, and thus, they are not expected to conform their own behavior to the prescriptions they write for others. That's why Michele can suck down millions in GUBMINT subsidies while calling for veterans to bite the bullet-of COURSE someone ELSE should suffer.

This hypocriosy has been with us since the Puritans, who would easily recognize Mama Grifter and Michele were they to be revived today.

July 21, 2011 at 12:07 AM  
Blogger Demeur said...

These buffoons think they can run extremists and win? Mawahahahahahaha!

July 21, 2011 at 6:24 AM  
Blogger jadedj said...

"What’s next — spelling lessons from Dan Quayle?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one!

July 21, 2011 at 9:04 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Hmm Socialized medicine,maybe our best doctors will be right up there with our space program where many of our brightest NASA scientists are moving on to other countries.
Agenda moving forward as planned.

July 21, 2011 at 10:41 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

J: More like Dawn of the Dead.

Erik: Wingtards never miss an opportunity to shriek about "reverse racism!" and "special privileges!"

It doesn't matter to them if most of the public sees through their bullshit, as long as their retarded minions go along.

JR: Religious fanatics and people from old-money families share that same trait. Laws and protocol only apply to "other" people.

Demeur: I certainly hope they won't win.

jadedj: Thanks.

July 21, 2011 at 1:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Neither Michele Bachmann nor her friend "Lisa" would know "Socialism" if it came up and bite them on the ass.

July 21, 2011 at 5:01 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Neither Michele Bachmann nor her friend "Lisa" would know "Socialism" if it came up and bite them on the ass.


And that's a bad thing?

July 22, 2011 at 10:16 AM  
Blogger jadedj said...

No Lisa, the bad thing is you spout your inane shit, but don't know the difference between a Centralist and socialism.

July 22, 2011 at 10:22 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Oh I know the difference and if the dems were still in control we'd be more than halfway to Centralization.
The dems love that one size fits all model.

July 22, 2011 at 1:32 PM  

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