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Wednesday, January 11, 2012

The Extinction of the Human Race

Well, the end is almost here. Homo Sapiens, which once strangled the Earth with over seven billion specimens, is nearly extinct now. It didn’t have to be this way.

Back in 2012 A.D., Pope Benedict gave the strongest possible warnings of the dire threat to humanity. He spoke to diplomats from 180 countries. Er, a little background:  Back then, huge numbers of Homo Sapiens gathered in settlements called “countries.” Some of these countries had millions of specimens. Hard to picture now, isn’t it?

Anyway, Pope Benedict warned everybody that the homosexual agenda — gay marriage, public “tolerance” of homosexuals in general — would be the beginning of the end for the human race. And nobody listened. They just laughed at him.

And now look what’s happened. It should have been so obvious. When homosexuality became legal — and more widely accepted by more people — well, you know the rest. More and more people turned gay. The only thing preventing them from being gay had been the law. That, and the fear of being ridiculed and ostracized (or worse).  After those barriers were removed, billions of people started thinking “Hey, now it’s OK to do what I’ve always wanted to do.”

It was a gradual process, but the world’s human population slowly started dwindling. And dwindling…

It’s looking pretty hopeless now. There are just a few dozen of us left.  The good new is:  We're all a bunch of virile horny heterosexuals.

The bad news:  We're all the same gender.



Blogger Mr. Charleston said...

I would prefer this ending as to what's actually going to happen.

January 11, 2012 at 5:04 AM  
Blogger MRMacrum said...

If you have not read it, you should read "The Wanting Seed" by Anthony Burgess. In the future society of this novel, homosexuality is more the rule than the exception and pushed by the government as a way to keep rampant population growth down. Hetero couples are allowed one child. And to top it all off, cannibalism is practiced widely. Interesting book.

January 11, 2012 at 5:24 AM  
Blogger Jerry Critter said...

Homosexuality is to the Pope what piracy is to the entertainment industry.

January 11, 2012 at 8:11 AM  
Blogger J. Marquis said...

Another interesting book related to this is "The White Plague" by Frank Herbert. It's about a man-made disease that only kills women.

January 11, 2012 at 10:25 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Or we can just follow China's lead. Biden is on board with that.

Problem is it seems only people who can't afford children are the ones having less of them.

But according to the media it's system>systemthat is failing them

January 11, 2012 at 11:55 AM  
Anonymous Jess said...

I turned gay this morning myself, watching some porn with hubby(which is immoral in and of itself) but then I turned back. I keep saying it, if we don't want any more of them dere homerseckshuals we need to stop the heteros having all the gay babies. Now the conundrum with that is the whole abortion topic, that's another story for another time, unless of course, our resident nuisance posts something we all must speak to that is :)

I'll let Jimmy Kimmel say it

January 11, 2012 at 1:01 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

"Problem is it seems only people who can't afford children are the ones having less of them."

Surely you see the disconnect here and I don't have to explain how very stupid this makes you sound.

January 11, 2012 at 1:05 PM  
Blogger Demeur said...

Something I left out of my post on the rat experiment. In addition to the behaviors I described the rats also took to homosexuality. But I suspect that was due more to an imbalance of the male to female ratio and more of an expression of aggression than a chosen behavior. It does make one wonder though.

January 11, 2012 at 3:09 PM  
Anonymous S.W. Anderson said...

". . . undermine the family threaten human dignity and the future of humanity. . ."

And the examples are . . .?

Yes? Waiting . . .?

January 11, 2012 at 4:01 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Surely you see the disconnect here and I don't have to explain how very stupid this makes you sound.

And that rocket scientist of a woman can guarantee Obama and her incarcerated fiancé'(never a husband)has their vote.

January 11, 2012 at 5:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Coming from the same church who said the same things about race mixing years ago, interfaith marriage (unless it is to convert the heathen, ignored the holocaust, endorsed slavery, Nazi's, and gave us the Spanish Inquisition.

See you at the Rapture


January 11, 2012 at 5:54 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Mr. C: I would too.

MRM: Sounds like an interesting book.

Jerry: LOL, good analogy.

J: Interesting premise; sounds pretty grim.

Jess: Thanks for the Jimmy Kimmel link. Too funny.

Demeur: I read somewhere a long time ago that some animal species start showing more homosexual behavior when their populations get too high. Nature's population control, you might say. It might as well apply to people as well as other species.

SW: I'm afraid you'll have a long wait.

Erik: That's a nice list of achievements from the Church.

January 12, 2012 at 10:09 AM  

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