I Stand With Rush
Rush Limbaugh deserves to be praised — worshipped! — for speaking Truth to the Liberal Media. He called some birth control pill-swilling floozie exactly what she is — a slut. Even worse, she’s a Parasite AND a slut, since she wants taxpayers to pay for her endless round of sex orgies.
Well, God Damn it, America has had it up to HERE with these uppity women and militant minorities. When Rush Limbaugh called that Femi-Nazi a skanky twat, He was speaking for millions of Real Americans.
We knew the Liberal Media would try to crucify Him. But what about Rush’s fellow conservatives who are deserting him in droves??? Thirty-five (and counting) advertisers have gone scampering off with their tails between their legs because the Big Bad Political Correctness Police might get them. And what’s with Rush’s fellow (supposedly) conservatives, those turncoat politicians and columnists who have turned Judas and stabbed Him in the back?
Et Tu George Will and John Boehner and all the rest of you weak-kneed sissies — fuck all of you RINO pussies and the whores you rode in on.
But that’s OK. Rush still has his loyal friends, and I know I can count on YOU to stand by Him in His hour of need. I know that YOU, my loyal reader, are longing to bring America back to her Golden Age — the 1950s — when women and Nigras knew their place, and poor people were “occupying” a job instead of the public square. I earned my money the old fashioned way — I inherited it. If YOU are as disgusted as I am with Femi-Nazis, swarthy minorities and shabbily-dressed poor people desecrating our sidewalks, please visit my website and sign the following pledge:
I, (your name here), stand with Rush Limbaugh. And I will bow my head in awe whenever His name is mentioned. I pledge to vote that skinny ghetto crackhead — Barack Hussein Osama — out of the White House. America will once again be a great country when all them uppity womenfolk come back to the house, get in the kitchen, take their shoes off and stop worrying their pretty little heads about man stuff.