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Friday, March 02, 2012

News Bulletin: Andrew Breitbart was Murdered by Obama’s Thugs

Just before Andrew Breitbart’s death, he was on the verge of releasing some devastating information about President Obama.  Before he had a chance to release these smoking gun videos, he died.  Coincidence?

InfoWars.com wrote:  “In a stunning coincidence, it appears Andrew Breitbart suffered his untimely death just hours before he was set to release damning video footage that could have sunk Barack Obama's 2012 re-election campaign.”

Damn it!  And now we’re stuck with that Kenyan Muslim for five more years.

And according to Sinclair News, Breitbart had been saying “wait ‘til they see what happens March 1st.”

We’re still working on this story, but so far this is what we’ve got:  Breitbart had a video clip of Barack Obama — in his native Kenya — discussing his evil plans to concoct a fake Hawaiian birth certificate.

And that’s not all:  Breitbart also had an old film of Barack Obama’s father — a militant tribalist who hated white people — discussing some devious plans with Mao Tse-tung and Nikita Khrushchev.  Some of the dialogue is muffled, but towards the end of the film, the three of them are heard chortling “We will bury them!”

[shudder]  Well, we’ll never know.  Andrew Breitbart forgot to tell his Significant Other — James O’Keefe — where the secret videos were hidden.

The coroner hasn’t yet come up with an official cause of Breitbart’s death.  So far the two leading theories are:  a) one of Obama’s hit men poisoned him; and b) one of Obama’s hit men “accidentally” brushed against him on February 29th and zapped him with a Dim Mak death touch.

Again, this story is still in progress.  Stay tuned.

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Anonymous Jess said...

Well you know, the lamestream media is keeping awfully quiet about this pusbag's untimely death, so they may just be helping cover up the cover up. See, I can do conspiracy theories also too.

March 2, 2012 at 2:24 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

What do you think they will name the movie, Fahrenheit 3/01?

March 2, 2012 at 2:37 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

anyway I am sure Breibart wasn't able to get his hands on any of those videos anyway unless he has a friend at the LA times.

March 2, 2012 at 2:41 PM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

Lisa...... I'll tell you what; I won't discuss things I don't know anything about, like the pain of childbirth. Could you do us all a favor, and do the same thing? I'm sure your tips for a great Friday night dinner would be far more informative, and appreciated.

March 2, 2012 at 3:46 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

I specialize in pirogies

March 2, 2012 at 6:47 PM  
Anonymous Carlos said...

Interesting site. I just read a couple of articles...now I need to read a few volumes out of my encyclopedia to replenish the brain cells that made the supreme sacrifice.

Grammatical and general writing ineptitude asside, that thar Sinclair Group site is a hoot. The comments on the "articles" are even "hootier."

Actually, some of them are pretty scary. It's hard to believe there are people amongst us that are that angry; that would prefer civil war to civil discussion or disagreement.

The Frothmeister, Rick Santorum, said Breitbart's death was "huge loss" to our country says it all. His death was no doubt a huge loss to his friends and family, but to suggest what Breitbart did contributed anything truly significant to the betterment of our country is acutely laughable.

Breitbart wasn't a "warrior" for freedom, a journalist, a patriot of any significance, or anything else noble. He was an abrasive attention whore who slung hyperbole for a living for his own gain.

Breitbart a Patriot? Warrior? Hero? Sheeit. That makes me wanna puke. Here's a short read about a real hero, patriot and warrior. He died yesterday.

March 3, 2012 at 3:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the death of Andrew Breitbart was NOT a coincidence nor unexpected. He was an apoplectic hate monger and professional liar with a bad heart (literally and figuratively). Having Obama finishing his term with a string of successes, and thus a shoo-in for another term, was more than the poor man could bear. Yep, Obama's success was the death of him, just as sure as if he had shot him.

March 3, 2012 at 5:20 AM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

tom, you do realize that you now must turn this whole sordid affair into a poorly-dubbed kung-fu flick.

March 3, 2012 at 6:56 AM  
Anonymous Jeff said...

Briebart died perhaps as a Martyr. Many others will pick up where he left off. The left uncivil hatred will only feed the conservative frenzy even more to freedom and liberty. Go right you got my support.

March 3, 2012 at 11:27 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jess: That's right, the lamestream media is covering up this sinister plot so America will remain enslaved by Obamao.

JR: I'd be leery of that Friday night dinner.

Carlos: Those rightwing sites are a hoot -- the articles and especially the comments. I agree, after spending time on those wingtard sites, it's therapeutic to read an encyclopedia, or anything that's written in proper English with coherent sentences.

The person in that obituary does sound like a genuine hero, unlike Breitbart.

Anonymous: LOL. Interesting point.

Randal: It'll be a chop socky mix of Kung Fu, Dim Mak and Tsing Tao.

Jeff: If sabotaging somebody's career by recording a long interview with her and then editing the tapes to make it sound like she said racist things she never actually said -- if that's your definition of Martyr, then Andrew Breitbart was most definitely a martyr.

March 3, 2012 at 1:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


March 3, 2012 at 1:07 PM  
Blogger Mr. Charleston said...

What's all the fuss? Everybody knows them Hi-wyans are all illegitimate citizens anyway.

March 3, 2012 at 2:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's all the fuss? Everybody knows them Kenyans are all legitimate citizens anyway,Chris Matthews and Rachel Maddow said so,at least that's what was in the memo form the White House.

March 3, 2012 at 3:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Breibart was a horrible person hes in hell with hitler I hope he's burning!

March 11, 2012 at 10:47 AM  

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