Who Hijacked Our Country

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

“Dreams From My Real Father” versus the Birthers

It’s the Clash of the Loony Titans.  What happens when the Bedbug-Crazies square off against the Tinfoil Hat brigade?  Who wins?

Dreams From My Real Father is a rightwing wackjob “documentary” that tells the “real” history of Barack Obama.

Step aside, Birthwads — there’s a new Screaming Meme in town.  “Dreams From My Real Father” is narrated by an Obama impersonator who says the documentary is “the story I would have told if I were being honest with you.”

This is too convoluted to try translating, so I’m just gonna quote directly from the linked article:  “Obama” tells us that his grandfather was “an undercover CIA agent who convinced Barack Obama Sr. to marry his teenage daughter to hide the fact that she was impregnated by a 55-year-old communist named Frank Marshall Davis.”

This “documentary” was produced by Joel Gilbert, who’s a regular speaker at the annual CPAC neckdrooling contest.  His impeccable credentials also include being a regular contributor to FamilySecurityMatters.org, a website run by Frank Gaffney.

This movie has everything an inbred Obama-hating conspiracy theorist could love, except — EXCEPT — brace yourself now:  this documentary is telling us that Barack Obama was NOT born in Kenya.  Therefore he’s an American Citizen!!!!!

That dull thud you just heard was the sound of millions of birthwipes having the rug pulled out from under them.  This is their Ghost Dancing moment.

This movie, as enjoyable as it is for the teabirthing crowd, ultimately brings on the ultimate torture:  Confusion.  Cognitive Dissonance.  Not being absolutely 100% Certain about something.   Damn it, rightwingers need to be told, clearly, EXACTLY how it is.  PERIOD.  Otherwise, how can they spew out their talking points if they’re not sure which talking point to spew?

Let them twist slowly in the wind.

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Anonymous Judi M. said...

I hope it's not REQUIRED watching........I'm very protective of my brain cells!

May 16, 2012 at 1:21 PM  
Blogger S.W. Anderson said...

This falls nicely in line ahead of "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" and "McKenna's Gold" on the list of All-time Worst Movies. I'm sure the CPAC crowd will love it and be able to sort out what to believe, the standard being the loonier the better. The movie wins.

May 16, 2012 at 1:58 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

Not even clicking on the link this time Tom and nothing you do or say will make me. I learned that lesson few days ago with the images of Lush Rimjob still burning the back of my retinas.

So to summarize PO is, hell I can't even do it because they keep adding to it. Huckabee today saying he hangs with "morally repugnant political whores with misshapen values and gutter level ethics." Well yeah Huck but only when he is in front of them at a State of the Union address in the house. Yesterday we got the question from one of the pastors jazz hands, is Obama gay like this would be a bad thing should he be. I am so glad next week I start a 3 week vacay and won't be in the vicinity of electronics while scuba diving. Well hopefully I won't be, less the hubby tries to kill me off.

May 16, 2012 at 3:34 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

Not being around electronics/ technology will allow me a brief respite from all things politics. Should have finished that sentence shouldn't I? It just looks stupid otherwise :)

May 16, 2012 at 3:36 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

My brain cells are shot just reading these comments.

May 16, 2012 at 7:48 PM  
Blogger Snave said...

Are you sure it isn't shot from posting comments? ;-)

I'm with Judi here... I won't bother watching it. Tom, thanks for the summary. LOL!

I think this kind of junk is merely the beginning of the nuttery to come...

May 16, 2012 at 8:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well now Donald Trump will be demanding DNA

Since now Obama's father is from Kansas, maybe his father is native Kansan's Bob Dole or Arlen Spector


May 16, 2012 at 9:25 PM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

What does not exist, cannot be shot. Weren't you supposed to be cooking us up a fine steak dinner, Lisa?

That video was tooth-pulling painful to watch. I advise anyone not having done it yet to save tyourselves.

May 17, 2012 at 2:48 AM  
Anonymous Omnipotent Poobah said...

"Otherwise, how can they spew out their talking points if they’re not sure which talking point to spew."

Clearly, they work on the quantity, not quality principle.

May 17, 2012 at 7:26 AM  
Blogger Craig Lowery said...

I have seen the video in which the Kenyan Parliament claims Obama as a "son of the soil of Kenya", and another in which Obama's grandmother claims that Barry was born in Kenya.I have also seen his Kenyan birth certificate. So... assuming that I am willing to take a leap of faith and accept your assertion that "Obama was NOT born in Kenya and is therefore an American citizen",
1. How does NOT being born in Kenya prove American citizenship?
2. How does any of the above prove that he is a NATURAL BORN CITIZEN? (DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF THE TERM?) AND
3. If Obama IS a natural born Citizen, where is the REAL Hawaiian birth certificate, the REAL legitimate SS card, and the REAL (NOT FORGED) Selective Service registration card? Why does this man have no valid documentation, or if he DOES, why has none of it been presented as evidence in support of his claims? Why does he claim that he wrote his "autobiography" himself, when the real author (Bill Ayers) has publicly claimed to be the author? Obama seldom speaks the truth about ANYTHING.
Hope you enjoy the fool's dream of another "Communist utopia". Only an egg-headed pseudointellectual with a college education could be so stupid as to believe a pimp like Obama.

May 17, 2012 at 8:42 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Judi M: If it's required, I won't do my homework.

SW: Yes, those movies are worthy comparisons, plus Jerry Falwell's documentary that proves Bill Clinton murdered Vince Foster.

Jess: Darn, I almost gotcha :) This time, though, the link was just an article about the movie; no feelthy peectures or anything. There was a youtube clip of part of the movie but I didn't click on it.

Enjoy your 3 weeks away from the madness.

Snave: Life's too short to watch drivel like that. And yes there'll be a lot more of this garbage between now and November.

Erik: Uh oh, that'll be grounds for a whole new batch of conspiracy theories.

JR: I'll take your advice and not click on the video.

OP: LOL, definitely quantity and not quality.

Craig Lowery: Whoa, got a live one here. Thank you for providing my morning laugh. Now quick, before your head explodes, get thee back to WorldNetDaily and Glenn Beck.

May 17, 2012 at 10:54 AM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

What's wrong with Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?

May 17, 2012 at 12:21 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

I am sure if these alleations were made about any Republican I can bet the MSMS would have already gotten to the bottom of it. But thy respond by creaing a new word -"birther" to discredit anyone who may have any doubt.
So the only credible sources are leftwing sites becaue only they have the wisdom and the intellect to deliver us the facts.

May 17, 2012 at 2:03 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

"So the only credible sources are leftwing sites becaue only they have the wisdom and the intellect to deliver us the facts."

See Lisa, you too can come to the dark side...we have cookies and weed here.

May 17, 2012 at 2:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Randal: It was too intellectual.

Lisa: Did you check out Craig Lowery's site? Not that I'm trying to play matchmaker or anything, but you might have yourself a new friend.

May 17, 2012 at 2:10 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jess: Don't waste the cookies and weed on Lisa. I'll be right over.

May 17, 2012 at 2:10 PM  
Blogger S.W. Anderson said...

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May 17, 2012 at 9:58 PM  
Blogger S.W. Anderson said...

Jess, have a great vacation, and be careful diving.

Lisa, try a soothing head soak in some cool water. Might not help but it's worth a try.

May 17, 2012 at 10:00 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Yeah I checked out his site.
He must of
googled "Obamabots" and your site was one of the ones listed,lolol!!!!!

May 18, 2012 at 10:41 AM  
Blogger Grung_e_Gene said...

Lisa, we know this can't be true because Obama's dust jacket says Born in Kenyan.

Also one of the lamest rhetorical devices is the whining "If a Republican had done x, y, z..."

May 18, 2012 at 5:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MORONS FUNNY THING I GUESS NDAA IS FAKE OR HERES 1 alcida is suppose to be our sworn enemy bombed trade center but is our hero in lybia keep om being victims

July 4, 2012 at 10:31 PM  

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