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Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Climate Change Deniers — a Personality Profile

The results are in.  Climate change (aka global warming) deniers are likely to be conspiracy theorists in general.  In other words, if you think climate change is a big hoax — just another excuse for power-crazed socialist bureaucrats to raise your taxes — then you probably also believe:

The Earth is only 6,000 years old;

The 1969 moon landing was fake — nothing more than an elaborate Hollywood production;

Barack Obama was born in Kenya, and his birth certificate was forged by the Trilateral Commission.  (Or was it the New World Order?  The Illuminati?)

Since the polluting industries are being enabled by these paranoid conspiracy wackjobs, it’s easy to be pissed off at them for being so gullible.  It makes you want to shout in their ears “Wake Up!!!”

But maybe these poor suckers deserve some sympathy instead.  Life must be a nightmare for anyone who’s that paranoid and gullible.  Maybe there’s a way to reach out to these people and try to teach them how to think more critically and not be so gullible.

Just be sure you don’t talk too fast or use too many big words — you’ll just confuse them.

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8 Comments:

Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

Hatred and loathing. A bunch of scared old white people. The median age of the FOX "News" viewer is, after all in the 64-67 year age range (depending on the study. I'm not sure the variable means much.)

August 1, 2012 at 2:07 AM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

Hollow Earth Lizard Men under the thrall of the Jesuit Bilderbergers. Duh.

August 1, 2012 at 6:00 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

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August 1, 2012 at 7:02 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Why not just call it pollution? Oh because we can scare people into thinking they are going to be swept up by a Tsunami and tell them it's because of Climate Change.
Speaking of pollution aka Global Warming, Climate Change.,the coliseum in Rome is filthy from pollution and Bejing...fuggetabout it!!!!
I guess we'd better tax the hell out of America to fix the world.

August 1, 2012 at 7:04 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

JR: I think a lot of younger working people have fallen for it too. They've been brainwashed into thinking environmental protection and clean energy will destroy their jobs.

Randal: Uh oh, not the Bilderbergers.

August 1, 2012 at 1:05 PM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...



Why not just call it pollution? Oh because we can scare people into thinking they are going to be swept up by a Tsunami and tell them it's because of Climate Change.
Speaking of pollution aka Global Warming, Climate Change.,the coliseum in Rome is filthy from pollution and Bejing...fuggetabout it!!!!
I guess we'd better tax the hell out of America to fix the world.


Forgot to open the windows before you cleaned the oven again, didn't you?

August 1, 2012 at 1:17 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

Fear and torture porn is all the fright wing has left, since their ideas don't amount to squat. What is sad is the people that truly believe all this crap. Not enough anti psychotic drugs in the world to take that delusion away from them. I am way past being over trying to talk to these morons. If they listen for a second to you, they always come back with some stupid shit having nothing to do with anything, as is evident every time a certain GoOper posts here. Because freedumz or Jeebus or because the Bible says so is not an answer folks.

August 1, 2012 at 4:57 PM  
Blogger S.W. Anderson said...

I would comment, Tom, but the Trilateral Commission might find out. :{

August 1, 2012 at 6:06 PM  

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