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Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Mitt Romney Sucks Up to the “Black Helicopter!” Inbreds

Mitt Romney has been cozying up to one rightwing fringe group after another.  Biblehumpers, chickenhawks, people who want to turn the United States into an oligarchy — Check.  And now he’s finally connecting with the “Agenda 21” “Black Helicopters” crowd.

Rightwing demagogues have spent years manufacturing paranoia about the U.N.  Black helicopters will land in YOUR yard, and U.N. thugs will get out and force YOU, at gunpoint, to leave your home and be transferred to a new assigned location (Agenda 21).  The U.N. Arms Trade Treaty will confiscate every gun in America.  (I thought that was Obama’s plan, not the UN’s.  Can’t they get it straight?)  And under the U.N. Convention on the Rights of the Child, international goons will barge into YOUR home (your new U.N.-assigned one) and tell you how to raise your children.

Unfortunately, for every shameless demagogue fanning the flames, there are legions of dumber-than-dirt bone-stupid dildos who fall for this manufactured hysteria.

At a town hall meeting in Ohio earlier today, an audience member asked Romney about the usual U.N. conspiracy theories.  Romney, undoubtedly thinking “OK, I’ve got a live one here,” responded:

“Turning to the United Nations to tell us how to raise our kids, or whether we can have the Second Amendment rights that our Constitution gave us, I mean, that is the wrong way to go, right? Do not cede sovereignty.”

So now the “Agenda 21” wackjobs are in Romney’s pocket.  They probably were anyway.

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16 Comments:

Blogger S.W. Anderson said...

"Romney, undoubtedly thinking “OK, I’ve got a live one here,” responded: . . ."

Best laugh of the day, and I did LOL. Thanks, Tom.

Romney is so desperate, so feckless, so obviously sold out to anyone and anything he thinks will give him a vote, this comes as no surprise. I think if he could get away with it, Romney would have vending-voting machines installed at polling places at his own expense. Cast a vote for Romney, the machine spits out a check or prepaid credit card for $25, $50 or whatever.

July 18, 2012 at 10:05 PM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

Given a choice between the helicopters and Willard, I've got enough space next to my yard for the helicopters to land.

July 19, 2012 at 4:15 AM  
Blogger jadedj said...

I'm with Jolly Roger.

I am trying to look at the positive side of this, however. I have it on good authority that in my new "assigned" space, I WILL NOT have to mow the yard any more.

July 19, 2012 at 5:59 AM  
Anonymous Jess said...

I'm just hoping my new space will be right by the ocean on one side and have mountains on another. Wait a sec though, will they make you rent a UHaul to move your shit, or can you just move to better digs and get new stuff? I really don't want to go to the trouble of packing for this adventure.

July 19, 2012 at 6:50 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

well he has to go after someone after all Obama goes for the"war on women",the "immigrants" The"Gays" the"African Americans" the "seniors" the "26 year old children",the "Middle class",the"poor" the"sick"
And since Romney hates all of the above he has to go for those evil rich white men and those Bible Thumpers,Knuckle Draggers and those who cling to their religion and their guns. What the hell what's a few "Black Helicopter Inbreds" thrown into the mix?

July 19, 2012 at 8:19 AM  
Blogger BBC said...

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July 19, 2012 at 9:12 AM  
Blogger BBC said...

They'd play hell taking all our guns but could pull the ammo off the shelves.

July 19, 2012 at 9:14 AM  
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July 19, 2012 at 9:22 AM  
Blogger Snave said...

SW, if Romney ran the voting machines, I think he would indeed charge people a certain amount to use the machine. If they voted for him, they would get a refund, and if they voted for Democrats, the money would just go into a PAC for attack ads on Obama.

July 19, 2012 at 11:25 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

SW: Thanks. Vending-voting machines sound exactly like something Romney would think up.

JR: UN thugs vs. Homeland Security, Romney vs. the Black Helicopters -- I don't see much difference.

jadedj: No lawn to mow -- Cool. I knew there'd be a silver lining somewhere.

Jess: You're in luck. The UN thugs will make you leave all your possessions behind. It's part of the Globalists' evil brainwashing scheme to destroy America.

BBC: When they outlaw ammo, only outlaws will have ammo.

Snave: Great idea. Romney has probably already thought of it.

July 19, 2012 at 1:08 PM  
Blogger Samuel L. Bronkowitz said...

well he has to go after someone after all Obama goes for the"war on women",the "immigrants" The"Gays" the"African Americans" the "seniors" the "26 year old children",the "Middle class",the"poor" the"sick"
And since Romney hates all of the above he has to go for those evil rich white men and those Bible Thumpers,Knuckle Draggers and those who cling to their religion and their guns. What the hell what's a few "Black Helicopter Inbreds" thrown into the mix?


You never say anything that makes any sense, but this is your crowning jewel of stupid. I can't even try to decipher what point, if any, you were trying to make here.

Stop huffing the oven cleaner, for Dog's sake.

July 19, 2012 at 6:07 PM  
Blogger jadedj said...

Let's hear it for Samuel L. Bronkowitz! I was thinking sterno, but oven cleaner...even more potent.

July 19, 2012 at 6:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sam

It's been worse, Stick around!

Erik

July 19, 2012 at 6:23 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

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July 19, 2012 at 8:58 PM  
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July 19, 2012 at 9:01 PM  
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