Who Hijacked Our Country

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Mitt Romney LIED on his Job Application

If you give false information on a job application form — and your employer finds out about it — well, let’s just say you’re not getting the job.  For that matter, if an employer hires you and then finds out, years later, that you lied on the application, you might get fired.

Mitt Romney is applying for a job.  The American People are his potential employer.  And the employer has just found out that Mitt Romney LIED about his career at Bain Capital.

Some of Bain Capital’s most hardcore company-raping and job destruction occurred between 1999 and 2002.  Mitt Romney has been telling everyone that he left Bain Capital in 1999.  Therefore, he’s been dismissing all of Bain Capital’s scorched-earth tactics that happened after 1999 because “hey, that wasn’t on my watch.”

Except that — it WAS on Romney’s watch.  According to documents released by the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), Mitt Romney was Bain Capital’s CEO and sole stockholder through 2002.


Mitt Romney has lied — blatantly! — on his employment application with We The People.  Therefore the employer should choose somebody else for this important position.

Dear Mr. Romney:

Thank you for your interest in a public service position with the American People.  After careful consideration, we have decided to hire a different applicant — one who ISNT a lying sack of pus.

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Anonymous Jess said...

Mitt Romney LIED would have been all you needed to write Tom. Look at the time you could have saved, with those three tiny words :)

July 12, 2012 at 2:10 PM  
Blogger S.W. Anderson said...

Busted is right, and it could turn out to be in more ways than one. There's a chance Romney could face a felony bust for lying to Massachusetts' state elections board about his status when he ran for govenor. Wouldn't that be justice done for this most mendacious presidential candidate of my lifetime.

Willard Mitt Romney — the more he says, the less you know.

July 12, 2012 at 9:48 PM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

George Romney was a reasonably intelligent man. His son clearly, painfully, is not; he's just arrogant and self-entitled. He really thought he could just sail through all of this because.... he's Willard Romney.

I'm very intrigued by the reports that he released a whole bunch of his tax returns to the McCain campaign, which then turned around and picked Mama Grifter. What did McCain's campaign know about this clown, and how bad is it?

July 13, 2012 at 1:30 AM  
Blogger Mr. Charleston said...

Oh Boy, Oh Boy!! Looks like they will have to offer the job to the next in line... Ricky Scrotum

July 13, 2012 at 4:55 AM  
Blogger jim marquis said...

Wouldn't it be hilarious if this busted Mitt out of the race and they ended up having to run Rick (Torquemada) Santorum?

July 13, 2012 at 9:32 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jess: Damn, why didn't I think of that? There I was, typing away, all for nothing.

SW: The only drawback to Romney facing felony charges is, he might be taken out of the race and be replaced by one of the GOP knights in shining armor. Jeb Bush, Chris Christie or some rightwing Hollywood celebrity could swoop in and "rescue" us.

JR: I didn't know about this -- Romney's tax returns, McCain and Palin. I guess there's another scandal I'll have to start following.

Mr. C: Ricky Scrotum, with Neuter Gingrich as his running mate.

Jim: You're right, it would be hilarious, as long as Torquemada didn't actually get elected.

July 13, 2012 at 11:41 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

and you will get to keep your own health insurance too.

July 13, 2012 at 12:17 PM  
Blogger Snave said...

Healthcare? Too many Americans are drinking right wing Kool-Aid.

Lisa, first take this quiz, then read the article. There is lots of disinformation going around, please don't be part of it.

Kaiser Health Care Quiz

Five myths about "Obamacare"

July 16, 2012 at 9:08 PM  

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