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Thursday, August 23, 2012

2012 Republican Party Platform: Even Worse Than You Thought

It’s bad enough to have Todd Akin’s retarded blubberings engraved in the Republican Party Platform of 2012.  Yes it’s 2012 and the Republican Party is still trying to turn the clock back to the 1950s.  Or is it the 1850s?

It’s even funnier to watch Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan trying to distance themselves from Todd Akin by pretending to be shocked and offended by his “legitimate rape” comment.  Other than having a better grasp of that birds and bees thingy, Ryan and Romney agree wholeheartedly with Todd Akin on what to do about them uppity womenfolk.  When they express outrage at Todd Akin’s outburst, what they’re really saying is “SSSHHHHH!!!  You weren’t supposed to say that ‘til AFTER the election, Dummy!!!”

But the Republican Party Platform gets even worse.  The ridiculous paranoia and hysteria over U.N. Agenda 21, black helicopters and globalist thugs — it’s not just for bone-stupid inbreds any more.  It’s right there in the 2012 Republican Party Platform.

Mass transit, environmental protection, sustainable growth:  They’re all part of a sinister United Nations plot to take over America and herd all of us into UN-approved housing centers.

The following resolution was added (quietly!) to the Republican Party Platform last January:

“The United Nations Agenda 21 is being covertly pushed into local communities throughout the United States of America through the International Council of Local Environmental Initiatives (ICLEI) through local ‘sustainable development’ policies such as Smart Growth, Wildlands Project, Resilient Cities, Regional Visioning Projects, and other ‘Green’ or ‘Alternative’ projects.

The Republican National Committee recognizes the destructive and insidious nature of United Nations Agenda 21 and hereby exposes to the public and public policy makers the dangerous intent of the plan.”

What the Hail is that there Smart Growth and Resilient Cities mumbo jumbo???  That does it, Ahm gittin’ mah gun.

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Blogger Lisa said...

Heck with the economy,Free Birth Control for all!

Actually the keynote speaker for this at the DNC is birth control enough.

We have to be careful there are alot of crazies out there

August 23, 2012 at 2:35 PM  
Blogger Jerry Critter said...

I am beginning to think that the republican platform should be required reading for every voter before they vote.

August 23, 2012 at 2:56 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

Asshattery is the name of the game with these idiots. I'm just shocked they never added anything about democrats never being allowed to vote ever again in their platform.

August 23, 2012 at 5:51 PM  
Blogger S.W. Anderson said...

They always need their bogeymen and whipping boys. The U.S. government, big though they claim it is, isn't enough. They need the U.N. too. You might think of paranoia as a form of mental illness. The radical right thinks of it as a political Swiss Army knife.

Jerry Critter, I think the Republican platform should be required content for every newspaper, news magazine and network news operation in the country. Should be but won't be.

Jess wrote, "I'm just shocked they never added anything about democrats never being allowed to vote ever again in their platform."

It's a division-of-labor thing, already being taken care of by a bunch of states.

August 24, 2012 at 12:41 AM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...


August 24, 2012 at 5:54 AM  
Blogger Demeur said...

Pandering to the retards are they?

Stick a fork in this election it's over.

August 24, 2012 at 10:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The return of the John Birch Society, the mothership of the teaparty


August 24, 2012 at 12:36 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jerry: Excellent idea.

Jess: It's probably in there somewhere.

SW: A "political Swiss Army Knife," LOL. And every good wingtard has at least one.

Randal: sssshhhhhh

Demeur: I sure hope so.

Erik: Yup, the Mothership is either back with a vengeance or it never left.

August 24, 2012 at 2:01 PM  

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