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Thursday, August 02, 2012

America: Saved by the Romney Boom

When the liberal media whines about Romney’s tax plan being “unfair” to the riffraff, they’re overlooking the Romney Boom.  (Not to be confused with Fa Down Go Boom.)

Yes, Mitt Romney will reduce taxes for wealthy job creators — did a poor person ever hire you?  Didn’t think so — and he’ll raise taxes for all the rest of those working-class dullards.  But this is only half of the story.  And now for the other half, which the liberal state-run media doesn’t want you to know about.

America’s economy has been strangled — murdered! — by cumbersome stifling regulations and by crippling taxes on our Job Creators.  These Job Creators can’t create jobs AND pay taxes on their yachts and investments.  And on top of all that, the Job Creators have to keep coddling their workerbees because of these ridiculous “safety” regulations.  And don’t get me started on those rabid environmentalists.

So, when Mitt Romney takes over the White House next January, he will bring his machete to the inauguration.  Socialized medicine, workers’ safety regulations, drilling and mining restrictions:  Whack!

And he’ll eliminate all taxes on the productive job creators whose only crime (if you’re a liberal) is being rich.

And on Day Two of Mitt Romney’s presidency, you just watch.  America’s poor imprisoned smothered economy will take off its shackles, stand up, stretch, take a few deep breaths, and start BOOMING.  The Job Creators — free at last from those crippling taxes and regulations — will immediately start doing what they’ve been yearning to do.  Millions of new jobs will be created so fast, our heads will be spinning.

The Romney Boom:  if only we didn’t have to wait ‘til January.



Blogger jim marquis said...

The Obama folks need to go full bore against trickle down economics. It doesn't work and it especially won't work if the rich are the only ones not having their taxes increased.

August 2, 2012 at 4:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought Ronald Reagan died?


August 2, 2012 at 6:03 PM  
Blogger Jerry Critter said...

Romney's plan might hold water if taxes were at historic highs, but they are at historic lows, and so far it hasn't worked. I think someone is just looking to boost his offshore account a little more.

August 2, 2012 at 7:54 PM  
Blogger Demeur said...

You too can get a picture of what Somalia looks like up close and personal.

August 3, 2012 at 9:50 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

and trickle down hand outs work out so well don't they? 60 years and still growing

August 3, 2012 at 10:07 AM  
Blogger Mr. Charleston said...

Oy! I think I'll support a rich man by swallowing a couple of his products. There is a Mr. Bayer isn't there?

August 3, 2012 at 12:37 PM  
Blogger jim marquis said...

"Trickle down hand outs" aren't a thing, Lisa. You need to take an economics class.

August 3, 2012 at 12:41 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jim: They definitely need to go full bore on trickle-down and all of Romney's flipflops and contradictory quotes.

Erik: The flesh is dead but the eternal spirit will always be channeled by rightwing demagogues.

Jerry: Yup, his offshore accounts, his $100 million IRA...

Demeur: I wish all these Far Right wackos would just move to Somalia instead of trying to recreate it in America.

Mr. C: I'm sure Mr. Bayer is making more money than ever during these polarized times.

Jim: Fat chance of that.

August 3, 2012 at 1:56 PM  

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