America: Saved by the Romney Boom
When the liberal media whines about Romney’s tax plan being “unfair” to the riffraff, they’re overlooking the Romney Boom. (Not to be confused with Fa Down Go Boom.)
Yes, Mitt Romney will reduce taxes for wealthy job creators — did a poor person ever hire you? Didn’t think so — and he’ll raise taxes for all the rest of those working-class dullards. But this is only half of the story. And now for the other half, which the liberal state-run media doesn’t want you to know about.
America’s economy has been strangled — murdered! — by cumbersome stifling regulations and by crippling taxes on our Job Creators. These Job Creators can’t create jobs AND pay taxes on their yachts and investments. And on top of all that, the Job Creators have to keep coddling their workerbees because of these ridiculous “safety” regulations. And don’t get me started on those rabid environmentalists.
So, when Mitt Romney takes over the White House next January, he will bring his machete to the inauguration. Socialized medicine, workers’ safety regulations, drilling and mining restrictions: Whack!
And he’ll eliminate all taxes on the productive job creators whose only crime (if you’re a liberal) is being rich.
And on Day Two of Mitt Romney’s presidency, you just watch. America’s poor imprisoned smothered economy will take off its shackles, stand up, stretch, take a few deep breaths, and start BOOMING. The Job Creators — free at last from those crippling taxes and regulations — will immediately start doing what they’ve been yearning to do. Millions of new jobs will be created so fast, our heads will be spinning.
The Romney Boom: if only we didn’t have to wait ‘til January.
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