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Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Auto Industry to Mitt Romney: “Lying Cocksucker, Shut the Fuck Up”

That wasn’t the exact wording, but it’s the general drift.  In his frantic last-ditch effort to win in Ohio, Mitt Romney has brought lying to a whole new level.  The name Romney might become synonymous with “beyond lying.”  Generations from now, people will be saying:

“He wasn’t just lying; he told a Romney.”

Romney has started blitzing Ohio with a series of ads that are so full of shit, people’s TV sets and radios are brown.  These ads are saying that Jeep is planning to eliminate jobs here and outsource them to China.

This is a blatant lie, and some auto executives are not too happy about it.

Chrysler — Jeep’s parent company — has condemned these ads, and their website says they have “no intention of shifting production of its Jeep models out of North America to China.”  Not only that, their Toledo factory will be ADDING over a thousand new jobs.

Chrysler CEO Sergio Marchionne said Romney’s claims were “inaccurate” and said:

“Jeep is one of our truly global brands with uniquely American roots. This will never change. So much so that we committed that the iconic Wrangler nameplate, currently produced in our Toledo, Ohio plant, will never see full production outside the United States.  Jeep assembly lines will remain in operation in the United States and will constitute the backbone of the brand.”

General Motors spokesman Greg Martin said:

“We’ve clearly entered some parallel universe during these last few days.  No amount of campaign politics at its cynical worst will diminish our record of creating jobs in the U.S. and repatriating profits back to this country.”

Another GM spokesperson said:

“At this stage, we’re looking at Hubble telescope-length distances between campaign ads and reality….GM’s creating jobs in the US and repatriating profits back to this country should be a source of bipartisan pride.”

Bipartisan?  That’s sooo last century.

It’s long past time for somebody to ask Mitt Romney:  “At long last, have you not a shred of decency?  Have you no shame?”

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Blogger jadedj said...

Rmoney is an insult to lying cocksuckers everywhere.

October 31, 2012 at 4:24 AM  
Blogger jim marquis said...

I'm so amazed he thinks he can tell these lies and get away with it. What a frickin' idiot.

October 31, 2012 at 9:23 AM  
Anonymous Jess said...

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐. this little emoticon says it all for me.

October 31, 2012 at 9:32 AM  
Anonymous Jess said...

ooh, if I wasn't clear this is for the lyin liars Robme/Ryan

October 31, 2012 at 9:33 AM  
Anonymous Jess said...

Oh and not to get all technical and all, but it won't work if a cocksucker shuts up. I'm just saying is all ;)

October 31, 2012 at 9:34 AM  
Blogger BadTux said...

Okay, so all politicians are liars. But playing politics with Chevrolet and Jeep is like playing politics with apple pie and Harley Davidson. These are all uniquely American institutions and it's just plain *wrong* to fuck with them for partisan political purposes.

- Badtux the Irate Jeepin' Penguin

October 31, 2012 at 12:54 PM  
Blogger Mr. Charleston said...

You need go no further than the title. "Nuff said.

October 31, 2012 at 1:41 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

jadedj: LOL. True.

Jim: I sure hope he doesn't get away with it.

Jess: LOL, excellent point.

BT: I think Romney crossed a line by using the auto industry as a prop for his lies.

Mr. C: I was planning to make the title more harsh and profane, but I toned it down.

October 31, 2012 at 7:03 PM  
Blogger Grung_e_Gene said...

Aha ha ha but but but my lies are good for my cayman bank accounts i mean country aha ha ha.

October 31, 2012 at 8:58 PM  
Blogger Demeur said...

So it's true there really are zombies in this country they're called Romney supporters.

November 1, 2012 at 8:07 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Grung: So true, the U.S. is just another bank account, another corporate holding, as far as Romney is concerned.

Demeur: And these Romney Zombies are scarier than any science fiction zombie.

November 1, 2012 at 12:59 PM  
Blogger Snave said...

By making the comments he has been making in the upper Midwest, it seems Romney really not want to win those states, particularly Ohio.

November 3, 2012 at 10:09 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Snave: It really does seem like Romney is trying to sabotage himself. That's why it's so frustrating that the voters are still split right down the middle.

November 3, 2012 at 8:02 PM  
Blogger S.W. Anderson said...

"It’s long past time for somebody to ask Mitt Romney: 'At long last, have you not a shred of decency? Have you no shame?'”

Republicans worth millions have no shame. They're exempt.

November 5, 2012 at 9:31 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

SW: That's true; I keep forgetting that. Between their wealth and the "It's OK if you're a Republican" mantra, they've got it covered.

November 6, 2012 at 12:34 PM  

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