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Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Governor Rick Scott: “Suffering from Fungal Meningitis? Dial 866- H-O-T S-E-X”

What does Florida Governor Rick Scott know that the rest of us don’t know?  While doctors and scientists are pulling their hair out over a deadly fungal meningitis outbreak,  Governor Rick Scott already knows the cure:

Calling a sex hotline.

Rick Scott announced the phone number at a cabinet meeting.  Local radio stations broadcast the announcement, and then a caller notified them that he had given the wrong number.

People who called the number seeking information on fungal meningitis were greeted by a sexy voice saying:

“Hello boys, thank you for calling me on my anniversary.”

The correct number for the Florida Fungal Meningitis Hotline is:  866-523-7339.

Rick Scott’s significant other — if he has one — might be a little curious about what he was doing with that other phone number.


Blogger S.W. Anderson said...

Scott likely found that number on the restroom wall at a house of ill repute frequented by Republican family values pols. Remember, IOKIYAR. ;)

October 10, 2012 at 4:46 PM  
Blogger jim marquis said...

Ah, karma. You are a wonderful lady.

October 10, 2012 at 5:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beechwood 4-5789

You can call him up and have a date
any old time


October 11, 2012 at 3:18 AM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

For a good time call 867-5309.

October 11, 2012 at 5:05 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

SW: LOL. That wouldn't be a bit surprising.

Jim: Yup, couldn't happen to a nicer person.

Erik: Brings back memories.

Randal: And more memories.

October 11, 2012 at 11:03 AM  

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