Tea Party News Network: the True Voice of FREEDOM

If Fox News is too liberal for you, and you think the Republican Party has deteriorated into a bunch of moderate squishy RINOs — there’s still a place for YOU.

The Tea Party News Network (TPNN) will tell you everything you need to know.  Contributors include Judson Phillips, founder of Tea Party Nation (designated as a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center).  Judson Phillips has famously pointed out that renters and other lowlifes should NOT be permitted to vote.  Voting is only for property owners, as God intended.

As of this writing, TPNN’s current headlines include:

“Thomas Sowell on the danger of unions” — oooooohhhh!!!!

“No negative Obama stories by MSNBC in final week of campaign.”

And the scariest of all is this dire warning in the upper right corner:

“Obama’s Third Term?  An unstoppable economic force is underway right now that has nothing to do with Obama or his policies…He will be credited for this massive creation of wealth and will use it to push his socialist agenda.”

And right underneath that frightening information, they want you to click on “Learn More Here.”  But I’m, I’m afraid to click on it.  Oh God, what could it be???

Anyway, knock yourself out.  I have this site linked to my blog under “Comedy,” along with Townhall.com and WorldNetDaily.

Republican Strategy: Not a Single New Job Created Until Obama is Out of the White House

It’s been obvious for a long time that Republicans — having absolutely NO plans or ideas of their own — are deliberately sabotaging the economy for their own twisted political goals.  If they can keep the unemployment rate sky high until November 2012, Obama will look bad and he’ll be less likely to get re-elected.

It’s one thing for it to be obvious, but now it’s official.  Tea Party Nation is openly urging all business owners to “not hire a single person.”  This is their way of fighting back against Obama’s “war against business.”  If ALL business owners stop ALL hiring, the teatards will be able to stand up to “this new dictator” and the “global Progressive socialist movement.”

Personally, if I was job-hunting, I’d be more worried about paying my bills and keeping my home than about the “global Progressive socialist movement.”  But that’s just me.

Below is a copy of the letter sent by Teabag Nation’s Melissa Brookstone to her fellow teajobs.  Read it if you dare:

“Resolved that: The Obama administration and the Democrat-controlled Senate, in alliance with a global Progressive socialist movement, have participated in what appears to be a globalist socialist agenda of redistribution of wealth, and the waging of class warfare against our constitutional republic's heritage of individual rights, free market capitalism, and indeed our Constitution itself, with the ultimate goal of collapsing the U.S. economy and globalizing us into socialism.

Resolved that: President Obama has seized what amount to dictatorial powers to bypass our Congress, and that because the Congress is controlled by a Progressive socialist Senate that will not impeach one of their kind, they have allowed this and yielded what are rightfully congressional powers to this new dictator.
Resolved that: By their agenda and actions, those in our government who swore oaths to protect and defend our Constitution have committed treason against the United States.

Resolved that: The current administration and Democrat majority in the Senate, in conjunction with Progressive socialists from all around the country, especially those from Hollywood and the left leaning news media (Indeed, most of the news media.) have worked in unison to advance an anti-business, an anti-free market, and an anti-capitalist (anti-individual rights and property ownership) agenda.
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Resolved that: Our President, the Democrats-Socialists, most of the media, and most of those from Hollywood, have now encouraged and supported "Occupy" demonstrations in our streets, which are now being perpetrated across the globe, and which are being populated by various marxists, socialists and even communists, and are protesting against business, private property ownership and capitalism, something I thought I'd never see in my country, in my lifetime.

I, an American small business owner, part of the class that produces the vast majority of real, wealth producing jobs in this country, hereby resolve that I will not hire a single person until this war against business and my country is stopped.”

That’s OK; who’d want to work for that shitstain anyway?

The Left Has Killed a Billion People

It must be true — a teabagger said it. Judson Phillips, Grand Teatard of Tea Party Nation, told his followers:

“I detest and despise everything the Left stands for. How anybody can endorse and embrace an ideology that has killed a billion people in the last century is beyond me.”

Whew! That’s a lot of people. So, all billion of them were killed by, what, affordable health care? Workers’ safety regulations? Federal agencies whose job is to ensure safe food, clean air and drinkable water?

Judson Phillips was sharing his inside knowledge at a gathering of the teajobs in Wisconsin on Saturday. They were demonstrating in favor of the Koch Brothers and their useful idiots in the Wisconsin legislature.

As entertaining as it is to hear Judson Phillips gurgling out his retarded comments, it’s also kind of scary. Given the nature of his audience — some of those people might actually believe what he told them, and they might go around mindlessly repeating it.

Teabaggers beget more teabaggers.

What DOES the Tea Party Stand For?

Sure, it’s easy to stand up to a desperate woman who’s seeking an abortion, or a cancer patient who just got dumped by his/her HMO. But when the time came to actually take a stand and show some courage, the screaming teabaggers whimpered and bent over.

What happened to those George Washington costumes and “We’re Taking Back Our Country!” Would our Founding Fathers invade Libya?

The House has defeated an attempt to cut off funding for air attacks on Libya. Twenty-seven members of the House Tea Party Caucus (out of a total of 59 members) voted against the funding cutoff.

Some representatives — including Michele Bachmann — used the age-old copout of “I voted against it because it didn’t go far enough.”

Judson Phillips of Tea Party Nation said:

“We have no congressional authorization for military action in Libya, but our brilliant GOP leadership did not cut off funding. Could they possibly be any more gutless?”

In other news: Jim DeMint has warned all Republicans NOT to vote for increasing the debt limit, saying “if you vote for it, you’ll lose.”

And just a few days ago, the U.S. Chamber of Commerce warned Republicans that they’d better vote FOR increasing the debt limit. Anyone who votes against it — “we’ll get rid of you.”

Awkward. Maybe there won’t be any more Republicans.

And finally: Hey, it worked for Blackwater.

“Obama to Sell America to China”

Or to be exact, that’s: “Obama wants to see America as a weakened, impotent power, incapable of doing anything without international assistance.” Well, whadyya expect from a Fascist Muslim born in Kenya?

Another day, another shit-spewing teabagger. Just when you think the bar can’t possibly be set any lower — down it goes. And today the already-subterranean bar has been lowered again by Judson Phillips, founder of the Tea Party Nation.

He said this in an article titled “Obama to Sell America to China.” This is the same dickwad who recently said that only property owners should be allowed to vote. Wealthy White Christian property owners, that is. (Even if he didn’t say that, you know that’s what he meant.)

According to Judson Phillips, Obama not only wants to weaken the United States, but Obama and Chinese President Hu Jintao “are doing their best to make that vision come true.”

He also said the reason Hu Jintao is visiting Chicago is that Chicago is Obama’s re-election headquarters; and meeting in Chicago will make it easier for Obama to persuade the Chinese government to help finance his re-election. Or, in the Grand Wizard’s own words:

“Hu is bypassing other cities with larger Chinese populations in favor of Chicago. What does Chicago have that could be so interesting to Hu? The party of treason has never been shy about taking foreign cash, even though it's illegal. In 2008, Obama even received campaign contributions from Gaza (i.e. Hamas). So where does a corrupt, unpopular President from the party of treason go for re-election cash? China, of course. There is no doubt China will send millions in cash to the Obama reelection campaign.”

In some cases, people only insult themselves when they spit out their twisted hate speech. Their own rhetoric ridicules and insults them so mercilessly, there’s no need for anyone else to even bother calling them names.

Nevertheless, Judson Phillips is a sickfuck inbred son-of-a-bitch whose mother should have gotten an abortion.