Senile Ed Meese Says to Impeach Obama
Ed Meese? I thought he was dead already. Apparently he’s alive and well, or alive anyway, and working at the Heritage Foundation, where senile rightwads go and wait to die.
Anyway, Ed Meese — Ronald Reagan’s disgraced attorney general — has called for the impeachment of President Obama if Obama signs any executive order cracking down on guns.
When he was Attorney General, Meese’s most famous quote was “You don't have many suspects who are innocent of a crime. That's contradictory. If a person is innocent of a crime, then he is not a suspect.”
Simultaneously, Meese — who was involved in numerous scandals — complained about being tried and convicted by the press. Non-conservatives will see a certain irony in these two statements. Conservatives on the other hand — uhh..sorry, somebody else will have to walk you through it.
And now President Obama has announced that he will sign twenty-three executive orders regarding gun control. (Quick, before you get impeached!)
The linked article goes into a lot more detail, but highlights include: mandatory background checks for ALL gun buyers, the outlawing of cop-killer (armor-piercing) bullets and providing an additional $4 billion in funding for law enforcement.
[gasp] Victoria Jackson was right — America has died!
Personally I’m neutral about the whole gun controversy. I don’t have a problem with any of Obama’s gun proposals, but how much difference will they make? I hope they’ll help.
But damn it, seeing these rabid gangs of rightwing sickfucks going into mass orgasms of fury and hatred — it’s just too entertaining. (And what does that say about me?)