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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Senile Ed Meese Says to Impeach Obama

Ed Meese?  I thought he was dead already.  Apparently he’s alive and well, or alive anyway, and working at the Heritage Foundation, where senile rightwads go and wait to die.

Anyway, Ed Meese — Ronald Reagan’s disgraced attorney general — has called for the impeachment of President Obama if Obama signs any executive order cracking down on guns.

When he was Attorney General, Meese’s most famous quote was “You don't have many suspects who are innocent of a crime. That's contradictory. If a person is innocent of a crime, then he is not a suspect.”

Simultaneously, Meese — who was involved in numerous scandals — complained about being tried and convicted by the press.  Non-conservatives will see a certain irony in these two statements.  Conservatives on the other hand — uhh..sorry, somebody else will have to walk you through it.

And now President Obama has announced that he will sign twenty-three executive orders regarding gun control.  (Quick, before you get impeached!)

The linked article goes into a lot more detail, but highlights include:  mandatory background checks for ALL gun buyers, the outlawing of cop-killer (armor-piercing) bullets and providing an additional $4 billion in funding for law enforcement.

[gasp]  Victoria Jackson was right — America has died!

Personally I’m neutral about the whole gun controversy.  I don’t have a problem with any of Obama’s gun proposals, but how much difference will they make?  I hope they’ll help.

But damn it, seeing these rabid gangs of rightwing sickfucks going into mass orgasms of fury and hatred — it’s just too entertaining.  (And what does that say about me?)

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

The closer they get to the tipping point, the more I enjoy watching them.

January 16, 2013 at 5:03 PM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

Then who the hell is my soylent green made out of?

January 17, 2013 at 5:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's made out of invisible LDS girlfriends. I used to have one myself, till I met Steve.

January 17, 2013 at 7:27 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Anonymous: Me too.

Randal: Best not to ask.

Anonymous: Invisible LDS girlfriends, oh my.

January 17, 2013 at 7:16 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Anonymous 5:34 PM: Sorry, your comment got caught in the spam folder. Your comment was:

"If they could impeach Clinton for a blow job why not impeach O for assaulting..."

January 17, 2013 at 7:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only in the Conservatives can you be thrown out in scandal in then be an emeritus


January 20, 2013 at 2:49 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Erik: That's because conservatives don't have scandals; they're simply following their principles and then they get persecuted by the elitists.

January 20, 2013 at 4:16 PM  

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