Todd Kincannon: the GOP’s New Spokesman
The Republican Party continues to try on new costumes in their ongoing attempt to shed their image and reach more voters. Their newest poster boy is Todd Kincannon, former head of the South Carolina Republican Party.
Some of his recent tweets have exemplified — crystallized — what the GOP is trying to say. After this year’s Super Bowl, Todd Kincannon tweeted:
“This Super Bowl sucks more dick than adult Trayvon Martin would have for drug money.”
Meh. Not too bad. But Todd Kincannon was just warming up. He perfected his technique, and the GOP’s message, when he lashed out at Michael Prysner, an Iraq war veteran who was against the war and who had defended Hugo Chavez. His tweets included:
“What do you get when you combine asshattery and jizzwhistlery with a side of epic douchebaggery? Why, you get @MikePrysner!”
“This cocksucker @MikePrysner insults American policemen yet thinks Hugo Chavez, currently burning in Hell, was a misunderstood humanitarian.”
“You are an Iraq veteran? Shame you didn’t come home in a body bag.”
“I wish the Iraqis had better aim with his ass. Yes, I hope if that guy is ever in combat again, the enemy splatters his brains JFK-style. He deserves it.”
RNC Chairman Reince Priebus has sent a memo to GOP leaders to get their input on Todd Kincannon’s outreach technique:
“Are we getting warmer?”
Labels: Mike Prysner, South Carolina Republican Party, Todd Kincannon
posted by Tom Harper @ 11:09 AM
9 Comments:
I'm thinking, this guy is all about the ass and jizzing and sucking on the dicks, like that taken together is a bad thing right guys? Could be some latent tendencies right there, he has yet to explore. Maybe he likes this Prsyner fellow and he has been brutally rebuffed. It gives me a sad when it happens that self loathers can't seem to find true love, or at least lust, like the rest of us do from time to time.
I see a rent boy "lifting luggage" in the future of Kincannon, you heard it here first. Keep showing the love GoOpers, keep showing it.
Well Anybody who was worried about the next generation of GOP leaders need not be, this guy will do just fine.
Erik
If this is their best that the GOP can come up with then their party is indeed dying.
I wouldn't put anything past their lying sorry asses. They will cheat, lie, kill or do anything at all to obtain and hold onto power so we should beware the dying beast before us.
Love these kind of guys. Every idiotic statement they make sends more and more decent folks over to our side.
ome people get no respect
Wow, the GOP obviously wants someone more idiotically offensive than John Sununu. Bingo!
Jess: You're right, there could be some serious projecting going on, with Kincannon's fixation on everything jizz-related.
Erik: Yup, the GOP has finally passed the baton to a younger person.
Life: The GOP is like a wounded cornered predator. They may be in their death throes, but in the meantime don't go near them.
Jim: I agree. Let all the Kincannon clones spew their venom and lose even more followers for the GOP.
SW: Yup, they've hit the jackpot with this one.
If you occasionally pick a person like this one, you can call,it a mistake and get away with it. But the republicans keep doing it over and over again. That means it is on purpose. These are the guys they want representing them. It is who they are.
Pay attention, people!
Jerry: You're right. No matter how much lipstick the GOP keeps slathering on themselves, the GOPig still looks like Todd Kincannon.
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