Louisiana Republicans: Hurricane Katrina Disaster was Obama’s Fault
There are only two possible explanations for this:
1. Louisiana Republicans have some incredible inter-dimensional powers and they’ve managed to transcend the space-time continuum that inhibits the rest of us. Or:
2. They’re just not very bright.
According to a poll taken by Public Policy Polling, twenty-eight percent of Louisiana Republicans said then-President George W. Bush was to blame for the federal government’s disastrous non-response to Hurricane Katrina. Twenty-nine percent blamed Barack Obama, who was a freshman senator at the time. And forty-four percent weren’t sure whose fault it was.
But let’s give those poor Louisiana Republicans the benefit of the doubt. Maybe there’s a third possibility. It’s not the Louisiana GOP that has these scary occult powers: it’s President Obama!
Think about it. Barack Obama has already dazzled the world with his occult wizardry. While he was living in that remote tribal region of Kenya where he was born, he was able to materialize an authentic-looking American birth certificate. And then he used his Voodoo spells to hypnotize millions of Americans into voting for him.
And now, apparently, when Barack Obama was a freshman senator during the summer of 2005, he cast a spell on the entire Bush Administration; hypnotized them into sitting there with their thumbs up their asses while New Orleans drowned.
But I’m still leaning toward Possibility #2.