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Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Louisiana Republicans: Hurricane Katrina Disaster was Obama’s Fault

There are only two possible explanations for this:

1. Louisiana Republicans have some incredible inter-dimensional powers and they’ve managed to transcend the space-time continuum that inhibits the rest of us.  Or:

2. They’re just not very bright.

According to a poll taken by Public Policy Polling, twenty-eight percent of Louisiana Republicans said then-President George W. Bush was to blame for the federal government’s disastrous non-response to Hurricane Katrina.  Twenty-nine percent blamed Barack Obama, who was a freshman senator at the time.  And forty-four percent weren’t sure whose fault it was.

But let’s give those poor Louisiana Republicans the benefit of the doubt.  Maybe there’s a third possibility.  It’s not the Louisiana GOP that has these scary occult powers:  it’s President Obama!

Think about it.  Barack Obama has already dazzled the world with his occult wizardry.  While he was living in that remote tribal region of Kenya where he was born, he was able to materialize an authentic-looking American birth certificate.  And then he used his Voodoo spells to hypnotize millions of Americans into voting for him.

And now, apparently, when Barack Obama was a freshman senator during the summer of 2005, he cast a spell on the entire Bush Administration; hypnotized them into sitting there with their thumbs up their asses while New Orleans drowned.

But I’m still leaning toward Possibility #2.

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17 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

as the Republicans always criticize the Democrats support of Affirmative Action by implying it favors "inferior" workers, "Brownee" not only fucked up Katrina, he also lied about his qualifications on his resume.

Erik

August 21, 2013 at 8:19 PM  
Blogger MRMacrum said...

I feel you are being way too generous or maybe its just the civil thing to do among polite company. Even hinting that there might be a glimmer of cognizance among the rank & file GOPers of Louisiana is nothing but giving them false hope......... What a cruel man you are.

August 21, 2013 at 9:17 PM  
Blogger BadTux said...

Well, everybody knows that those suspicious dusky fellers are always breaking the law. Okay, so Obama woulda had to break a few of the space-time laws to be responsible for Katrina, but hey, don't interfere with us getting our racism on, okay?!

- Badtux the Louisiana Penguin

August 21, 2013 at 10:52 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

Wonder what else they will be blaming on him next. Maybe the Linberg baby kidnapping. They should have hired PO for the new Doctor Who instead of Peter Capaldi with all the time traveling he has been doing, according to the stupidest people on the planet.

August 22, 2013 at 12:42 AM  
Blogger jadedj said...

Hey, be fair. I clearly remember seeing Obama on an episode of LOST back in '06...BEFORE the episode was even aired! The man (?) is definitely a time travelling commie/pinko/weather-manipulator.

August 22, 2013 at 4:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So it would so nice if people would just look at each other as a person not a color. I hope your children go to school and have the opportunity to meet othet races and see though your ignorance. My God bless you all and bring peace to you heart.

Love first

August 22, 2013 at 6:44 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Erik: You're right, Republicans favor a different type of affirmative action; they just don't call it that. A college student with an IQ of 50 whose father was an alumnus (or a donor to the school) -- he/she is admitted, no questions asked. And of course there's the crony capitalism that causes bozos like "heckuva job" Brownie to be appointed to important positions they aren't qualified for.

MRM: LOL. You're right, I guess it's kind of cruel to give those people the false hope that they might actually have a spark of cerebral activity.

BT: True, logic and science never stood in the way of a good racial rant.

Jess: The Lindberg baby kidnapping, JFK's assassination, Jesus' crucifixion -- Obama did them all.

jadedj: LOL, we need to impeach that time travelling commie/pinko/weather-manipulator and Take Our Country Back (to the 1700s).

August 22, 2013 at 11:05 AM  
Blogger Life As I Know It Now said...

They sure the heck are dumb :)

August 22, 2013 at 6:29 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Life: They sure are.

August 22, 2013 at 10:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of Republican Affirmative Action, did you hear that William Clarke died last week? He was the Reagan crony who was nominated for Assist. Sec of State, but in his confirmation hearing with the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, he couldn't answer any foreign policy questions (like define Detente) and very few foreign geography questions. Our Allies were deeply offended yet he won confirmation anyway.

Yup Deeply qualified

Erik

August 23, 2013 at 12:25 AM  
Blogger Demeur said...

Hey no fair Eric they didn't have google back then and he wasn't allowed to make a phone call for help with the answers.

August 23, 2013 at 6:41 AM  
Anonymous Jess said...

@Erik. No doubt in my head that some of them think detente means, leave your pasta a little bitey so the cheese will stick to it better.

August 23, 2013 at 7:09 AM  
Blogger Snave said...

We used to laugh about how the Republicans blamed Bill Clinton for everything, and they used to laugh at us for blaming George W. Bush for everything.

This takes the idea of blaming someone for everything to new and ridiculous heights.

I think fear and hatred are the culprits here, and the reason for this complete silliness in what people choose to believe is driven by fear and hatred of Obama. If the people on the right who drive this sort of nonsense have their way, people will soon believe Obama was a close friend and ally of King George III, and many of our forefathers fought against the forces of Barack Obama in the American Revolutionary War.

August 23, 2013 at 12:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously this is on every left wing blog. How original. We all know it was the fault of the democrat controlled City and State who were responsible for evacuating. I guess this story is bigger than than the racist thugs hunting down and killing white men for sport.
If I had a brother he would look like Chris Lane and if I had a grandfather he would look like Shorty Belton

August 23, 2013 at 1:53 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Erik: Yup, William Clarke was a perfect example.

Demeur: No Google and no lifeline phone call? How did they manage?

Jess: LOL.

Snave: LOL. And don't forget Paul Revere. One if Obama is coming by land, two if by sea.

August 23, 2013 at 2:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Demeur

You mean "Phone a friend"?

Anybody be the movie "Game Change" how they had to prep Palin for the Election? Didn't know there were 2 Korea's?

Erik

August 23, 2013 at 2:01 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

@Snave. Only one explanation will suffice. Obama is a vampire that was turned in medieval times and just keeps coming back, like Mitchell or Hal from Being Human, the UK one because that one is way better than the US one. It would explain away his ability to be in all timelines for the last few centuries. Have you seen him pass by a mirror to see if he has a reflection, see didn't think so :)

August 23, 2013 at 6:23 PM  

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