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Sunday, September 29, 2013

Democrats are Threatening to Shut Down the Government!!!

Move over George Orwell.  The term “Orwellian” has just risen — or sunk — to a new level.  Senator Ted Cruz (R—HMO prostitute) and Congressman Louie Gohmert (R—Inbred) are trying to portray the GOP hostage-taking terrorists as the “rescuers,” the calm voice of restraint.

Ted Cruz is actually pretending he’s the one who’s “willing to compromise.”  Through a mouthful of HMO jism, Cruz mumbled:

“If Harry Reid forces a government shutdown, that will be a mistake. I hope he backs away from that ledge that he’s pushing us towards.”

Gohmert twanged:  “The fact is, we've compromised; they have not.  It's time to hold them accountable and not let them get away with shutting down the government and blaming other people when they are simply not doing their work.”

I don’t know which is more infuriating — the fact that these corporate prostitutes have the nerve to spew out such blatant “up is down, backward is forward” bullshit; or the fact that some people will be dumb enough to fall for it.

Here’s my compromise:  Originally I wanted to have Ted Cruz kidnapped, crucified and then set on fire just before he’s totally bled out.  But now I’ll be satisfied if somebody just breaks his legs and punches him in the throat.

This here “compromising” is kind of fun…

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6 Comments:

Blogger jadedj said...

There seems to be no end to the slime buckets of the Republican Party. Every year, a new one rises from the bowels of corporate suck-up politics and doubles down on the big lie(s)...and this cold-hearted wannabe is one of the worse. To borrow one of Jon Stewart's best phrases regarding Cruz's marathon grandstand ..."a point made after hours of mouth masturbation".

September 29, 2013 at 4:21 PM  
Blogger Jerry Critter said...

The fact that the republican leadership have handed over their balls to this group of idiots is mind boggling. It is amazing what a group of crazy people with a shit load of money backing them can accomplish.

September 29, 2013 at 8:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The House also unanimously approved a separate bill which would pay troops, some defense contractors and civilian Pentagon workers, if there is a shutdown."

Here that Halliburton you are getting paid!
Have we forgotten that Obama care has lots of Republican initiatives in it?

Erik

September 29, 2013 at 9:13 PM  
Blogger Mr. Charleston said...

The zoo has become so scary that I'm refusing to watch.

September 30, 2013 at 4:08 AM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

Belgium got along just fine without one.

September 30, 2013 at 7:22 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

jadedj: I think you're insulting slime buckets by comparing them to Republicans. I loved Jon Stewart's description of Cruz.

Jerry: LOL. The teabaggers have themselves a giant ball collection. It was so nice of the "moderates" to donate theirs.

Erik: Yup, the "defense" contractors will get paid no matter what. Another example of these priorities -- national parks will be closed to the public, but open for drilling, mining and fracking.

Mr. C: It's one scary sick zoo, but I can't make myself look away.

Randal: They've got beer, chocolate and lace; who needs a gummint?

September 30, 2013 at 4:02 PM  

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