Democrats are Threatening to Shut Down the Government!!!

Move over George Orwell.  The term “Orwellian” has just risen — or sunk — to a new level.  Senator Ted Cruz (R—HMO prostitute) and Congressman Louie Gohmert (R—Inbred) are trying to portray the GOP hostage-taking terrorists as the “rescuers,” the calm voice of restraint.

Ted Cruz is actually pretending he’s the one who’s “willing to compromise.”  Through a mouthful of HMO jism, Cruz mumbled:

“If Harry Reid forces a government shutdown, that will be a mistake. I hope he backs away from that ledge that he’s pushing us towards.”

Gohmert twanged:  “The fact is, we've compromised; they have not.  It's time to hold them accountable and not let them get away with shutting down the government and blaming other people when they are simply not doing their work.”

I don’t know which is more infuriating — the fact that these corporate prostitutes have the nerve to spew out such blatant “up is down, backward is forward” bullshit; or the fact that some people will be dumb enough to fall for it.

Here’s my compromise:  Originally I wanted to have Ted Cruz kidnapped, crucified and then set on fire just before he’s totally bled out.  But now I’ll be satisfied if somebody just breaks his legs and punches him in the throat.

This here “compromising” is kind of fun…