Coal Rollers: the Inbreddest of the Inbred
Coal Rolling is when a braindead redneck installs smoke stacks in his diesel truck. The only purpose is to spew out clouds of toxic black smoke. You know, to get back at Obama, gummint bureaucrats and tree huggers. Haw haw haw, that'll learn them librul eleetists.
A dealer who sells these smoke stacks said:
“I run into a lot of people that really don’t like Obama at all. If he’s into the environment, if he’s into this or that, we’re not. I hear a lot of that. To get a single stack on my truck—that’s my way of giving them the finger. You want clean air and a tiny carbon footprint? Well, screw you.”
A diesel truck owner said:
“The feeling around here is that everyone who drives a small car is a liberal. I rolled coal on a Prius once just because they were tailing me. It’s bad for the environment. That’s definitely true. And some of the kids that have diesel trucks can look like tools. And you can cause a wreck, but everything else about it is pretty good.”
...as the nation's IQ sinks lower and lower...
Maybe one of these tabacca-chawin' rednecks will roll coal on a Prius driver who happens to be quick-tempered, armed to the teeth and an excellent shot.
These assholes give inbreeding a bad name. They make those backwoods hillbillies from Deliverance look intelligent.
So they're purposely spewing toxic black smoke into the air just so they can diss Obama, the EPA and clean air regulations?!? Maybe next they'll beat the living shit out of themselves and then not go to a doctor. Take that, Obamacare!!!
The linked article has a video of a coal rollin' rally in Wisconsin. I didn't bother watching.