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Monday, July 07, 2014

Coal Rollers: the Inbreddest of the Inbred

Coal Rolling is when a braindead redneck installs smoke stacks in his diesel truck.  The only purpose is to spew out clouds of toxic black smoke.  You know, to get back at Obama, gummint bureaucrats and tree huggers.  Haw haw haw, that'll learn them librul eleetists.

A dealer who sells these smoke stacks said:

“I run into a lot of people that really don’t like Obama at all.  If he’s into the environment, if he’s into this or that, we’re not. I hear a lot of that.  To get a single stack on my truck—that’s my way of giving them the finger.  You want clean air and a tiny carbon footprint? Well, screw you.”

A diesel truck owner said:

“The feeling around here is that everyone who drives a small car is a liberal.  I rolled coal on a Prius once just because they were tailing me.  It’s bad for the environment. That’s definitely true.  And some of the kids that have diesel trucks can look like tools. And you can cause a wreck, but everything else about it is pretty good.”

...as the nation's IQ sinks lower and lower...

Maybe one of these tabacca-chawin' rednecks will roll coal on a Prius driver who happens to be quick-tempered, armed to the teeth and an excellent shot.

These assholes give inbreeding a bad name.  They make those backwoods hillbillies from Deliverance look intelligent.

So they're purposely spewing toxic black smoke into the air just so they can diss Obama, the EPA and clean air regulations?!?  Maybe next they'll beat the living shit out of themselves and then not go to a doctor.  Take that, Obamacare!!!

The linked article has a video of a coal rollin' rally in Wisconsin.  I didn't bother watching.


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9 Comments:

Blogger Life As I Know It Now said...

Someone had to put these ideas into their heads and are making money off of it because I doubt these "folks" came up with this idea as a means of expression all by themselves.

July 7, 2014 at 8:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they can do us all a favor and start Chain smoking again, even roll their own.

Erik

July 8, 2014 at 1:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too see these hayseeds out and to know this is how most people will label the rest of those that drive diesel trucks or are from the bible belt it irritates the hell out of me. https://www.facebook.com/groups/71954284621/

July 8, 2014 at 5:34 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Life: You're right, these tools are undoubtedly being used and manipulated. They didn't come up with this idea on their own any more than a marionette dances around without somebody pulling the strings.

Erik: LOL. Between chain smoking and inhaling all that toxic smoke, maybe they'll die off before they have a chance to reproduce.

Anonymous: Thanks for the link. My anger is directed solely at the individuals who are doing the coal rolling; not at any particular region of the country or at people who drive diesel trucks.

July 8, 2014 at 12:53 PM  
Blogger jim marquis said...

If I see one parked somewhere, they're going to need new tires.

July 8, 2014 at 1:09 PM  
Blogger Walter Lide said...

These people are the Republican base, who will cut of their nose to spite their face. On the other hand, they are the ones who will never get enough red meat and even impeachment and suing the president won't be enough to satisfy their hunger. www.weirdwally.blogspot.org

July 8, 2014 at 5:10 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jim: LOL, my sentiments exactly.

Walter: Yup, that's the GOP base. Maybe they'll belch so much black smoke into the air, they won't be able to find their way to the voting booth.

July 8, 2014 at 6:25 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

I called a hotline we have here in CA for bad air vehicles when I got behind one when I was driving other day. I won't do vandalism on them but I will call and get them in trouble since those things are illegal to put on your vehicles here.

July 11, 2014 at 1:34 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jess: Those smoke stacks certainly should be illegal, a violation of clean air laws. If any red states allow that level of air pollution -- especially when it serves no purpose except to piss everybody off -- the EPA should step in do what they have to do.

July 11, 2014 at 3:22 PM  

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