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Thursday, October 08, 2015

Carly Fiorina Doubles Down on Edited Planned Parenthood Video

Most people, after they've been punked by a Candid Camera prank, would get all embarrassed, and quietly step back and wait for the public laughter and ridicule to fade away.  Or there's the Carly Fiorina school of “When you find yourself in a hole, keep digging.  Dig harder!  Faster!  Deeper!”

After her nonstop ranting and spouting over that Planned Parenthood “sting” video that turned out to be a fake, Carly Fiorina is madder than ever.  She's going to get to the bottom of this!

“I saw a pink elephant, God Damn it!  I know it was there!”  “I saw the magician pull a rabbit out of his hat.  Now, where's the rabbit?!?  We need to investigate!”

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“They told me there was a left-handed monkey wrench under the sky hook, and I can't find it!  Where did they hide that left-handed monkey wrench?!?  And what the fuck is a sky hook?!?   ANSWER  ME!!!”

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Blogger jadedj said...

Irrelevant to her misdeeds, but I can hardly stand to even look at this witch. And when she opens her venomous, lying mouth...it's almost as bad as that Alaskan whatshername. Puke!

October 8, 2015 at 4:02 AM  
Blogger jim marquis said...

She seems to believe intensity is all you need to win a debate.

October 8, 2015 at 9:54 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

jadedj: If Carly gets the nomination, maybe she'll choose Sarah Palin as her running mate. [shudder] That was too much of a sick joke, even for me. I have to be excused for a minute :)

Jim: Hopefully her brand of cold calculated intensity-on-cue won't be enough to keep her in the race.

October 8, 2015 at 1:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A Sky Hook is a type of Basketball shot made famous by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar


October 8, 2015 at 11:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because angry liberals like Hillary and Wasserman-Shultz with her angry perm are so much more appealing.

October 9, 2015 at 8:24 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Erik: I had no idea there actually was any such term as sky hook. When I was in the Navy, it was one of those non-existent items that people would be sent out to look for, as a prank. Same with left-handed monkey wrench, and tricking somebody into standing out on the weather deck to watch for the mail buoy.

Anonymous: In case you didn't get the memo, John Chaffetz (the teawipe who looks like Chris Christie's retarded brother) has admitted that the Planned Parenthood witch hunt was just that -- a witch hunt. (That wasn't his wording.)

October 9, 2015 at 11:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You mean like a Snipe hunt or a Jackalope?


October 9, 2015 at 4:12 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Erik: LOL. Exactly.

October 9, 2015 at 4:30 PM  

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