Osama bin Laden’s Pornography Collection

It must be some sort of Natural Law — scratch a religious fanatic and you’ll find a pervert.

Exhibit 927B.

It figures. If it’s true about sports cars and guns being phallic symbols, what can you say about having two huge airliners crash into two of the tallest skyscrapers in the world?

And speaking of two-faced religious fanatics: John Boehner is NOT “pro-life” according to a group of eighty Catholic professors. They wrote:

“Mr. Speaker, your voting record is at variance from one of the Church’s most ancient moral teachings. From the apostles to the present, the Magisterium of the Church has insisted that those in power are morally obliged to preference the needs of the poor. Your record in support of legislation to address the desperate needs of the poor is among the worst in Congress. This fundamental concern should have great urgency for Catholic policy makers. Yet, even now, you work in opposition to it.”

And:

“The 2012 budget you shepherded to passage in the House of Representatives guts long-established protections for the most vulnerable members of society. It is particularly cruel to pregnant women and children, gutting Maternal and Child Health grants and slashing $500 million from the highly successful Women Infants and Children nutrition program.”

AMEN.

Unfortunately, John Boehner didn’t have time to read the letter; he was busy schmoozing with The American People.