Who Hijacked Our Country

Friday, May 13, 2011

Osama bin Laden’s Pornography Collection

It must be some sort of Natural Law — scratch a religious fanatic and you’ll find a pervert.

Exhibit 927B.

It figures. If it’s true about sports cars and guns being phallic symbols, what can you say about having two huge airliners crash into two of the tallest skyscrapers in the world?

And speaking of two-faced religious fanatics: John Boehner is NOT “pro-life” according to a group of eighty Catholic professors. They wrote:

“Mr. Speaker, your voting record is at variance from one of the Church’s most ancient moral teachings. From the apostles to the present, the Magisterium of the Church has insisted that those in power are morally obliged to preference the needs of the poor. Your record in support of legislation to address the desperate needs of the poor is among the worst in Congress. This fundamental concern should have great urgency for Catholic policy makers. Yet, even now, you work in opposition to it.”


“The 2012 budget you shepherded to passage in the House of Representatives guts long-established protections for the most vulnerable members of society. It is particularly cruel to pregnant women and children, gutting Maternal and Child Health grants and slashing $500 million from the highly successful Women Infants and Children nutrition program.”


Unfortunately, John Boehner didn’t have time to read the letter; he was busy schmoozing with The American People.

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Blogger jadedj said...

Oh yeah...it did not get pass me that the cretins who executed the 9/11 plan, had a hell-raising night out the night before...at a strip joint, among other "Western devil sin holes" in Ft. Lauderdale. So much for piousness. Bullshitters, one and all.

The Boehnhead thing...it is so fucking obvious that even the little boy-loving church points it out.

To put it all in the vernacular, that is.

May 13, 2011 at 4:24 PM  
Blogger Snave said...

The last link pretty much says it all!

May 13, 2011 at 4:38 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

Oh come on, all the good religious folk have oodles of porn they just don't want us regular porn watchers knowing about coz it's durty. See Utah and some of the more fundy states, for their viewing habits of internet porn. Osama been fapping to the boom chicka bow wow, color me surprised since he was holed up for days on end in his house with nothing to do for stress relief.

Boehner is one of those that uses religion for getting ahead, that is all.

May 13, 2011 at 4:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RE: The Catholic Thing

Why is it that Liberal Catholic Legislators who have voted pro choice have been refused communion at their Churches, while Conservative ones, who vote, anti-poor, anti-civil rights, and pro-capital punishment can walk right on in and get theirs when supposedly those issues are just as important to the Church?


May 13, 2011 at 10:23 PM  
Anonymous S.W. Anderson said...

The thing is, Boehner draws greater inspiration from the money changers in the temple — the ones who fund his campaigns — than from the poor who need lifting up. Besides, the perpetually sloshed need lifting up themselves, so they're in no shape to lift up the poor or any others.

May 13, 2011 at 11:50 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

jadedj: I remember reading,right after 9/11, that one of the hijackers was big on porn and going to strip clubs.

Boner's in pretty tough shape when even the kiddie-diddlers call him out on his hypocrisy.

Snave: That picture was too funny.

Jess: Those religious prohibitions are only for other people. If you preach about it and get all sanctimonious, that means you yourself are exempted. At least that's what all the Bible/Quran-humpers seem to think.

Erik: That's an excellent question. I've always wondered about that, and I have no idea what the answer is.

SW: That's exactly it. Too many conservatives are worshiping the moneychangers, while pretending to worship to prophet who drove the moneychangers from the temple.

May 14, 2011 at 11:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.... Jess, I have read the study that you are most likely using to support your claim..... if you read the study that I am pretty sure you are using to support your claim you'd know that your claim is completely basesless. Porn mags are hard to come by in Utah, ergo people who want porn go elsewhere (aka, the internet.... )..... higher per capita on-line porn subscriptions in Utah doesn't prove or even offer strong evidence that Utahans are more inclined to view porn.........

May 20, 2011 at 8:05 PM  

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